Kill Tony #758 — Donnell Rawlings, Trevor Wallace
Guests: Donnell Rawlings · Trevor Wallace
Lineup
Set: Set about bodily autonomy, hating people who ask for help moving furniture, and joking about AIDS. Ended with asking to borrow a pickup truck for a move.
Interview: Discussed being set up on a date by Kim with Heidi, which led to being introduced to a large woman. Talked about various relationships and dating mishaps.
- Don't care what people are, but hates people asking for furniture moving help
- Would rather have AIDS than help move a California king down stairs
Set: Set about being 1/8 Black, losing virginity with a soft penis to a 22-year-old when he was 17, and jokes about his drinking tolerance.
Interview: Discussed working at a dispensary, building guns, breaking up with suicidal girlfriend, fishing, and family background from Kentucky with prejudiced relatives.
- Being 1/8 Black during Black History Month but can't say the N-word
- Lost virginity with soft penis; girl kept drinking after puking
- Has innate whiskey tolerance, no hangovers except from tequila
- Donnell aggressively roasts him for boring comedy and suggests suicide
Set: Joke about Stephen Hawking using his electric chair at high speed as a method of procreation, with visual descriptions of the mechanics.
Interview: Discussed leaving Amazon job after 6 months of comedy, moving to Austin with $14k savings, living in a travel trailer for $575/month, driving Uber, writing poetry, and having schizophrenic mother.
- Stephen Hawking made babies by lining them up and using chair as ramp
- Tony praises premise and execution, sees strong potential in Julian's comedy future
Set: Joke about dating a they/them non-binary person and refusing to pay for multiple people. Includes waiter confusion about pronouns and discussion of paying bills.
Interview: Door guy at the mothership, has live-in baby mama with two kids (4 and 1), pays all bills, son has autism, discussed toxic relationship dynamics and past relationship that inspired famous 'bags and boxes' song.
- Dating they/them person, only paying for one guest not multiple
- Waiter confusion over singular 'they' when ordering food
- Jay says N-word during Black History Month, audience responds positively
- Almost sold for crack as baby by crackhead grandma and drug-dealing father
Set: Jokes about moving to Texas and learning local slang, pocket pussy taste, hooking up with big girls as 'heavy sleepers', and using pocket pussy while yelling yeehaw.
Interview: Rope access technician from Wichita, Kansas, cleaned high-rise windows on ropes, recently stopped 7-year drinking problem after parents visited, saw man masturbating on job, discussed love life and dating struggles.
- Texas slang (howdy, yeehaw) misconception about N-word usage
- Pocket pussy tastes weird after use, brown colored
- Hooked up with big girl, jokes about being heavy sleeper
- Discusses witnessing man masturbating through window while rope descending
Set: Bit about different types of hell for different races and groups. Black hell is Maury all day, gay hell has two levels (top/bottom), Mexican hell is frozen, Indian hell smells bad.
Interview: 1.5 year comic from Fort Worth, 100% Mexican, both parents dead (mom from brain aneurysm, dad from heart attack while Nick was high on Xanax driving him to hospital), went to jail, now goes to church.
- Black hell: Maury every day finding out you're the father forever
- Gay hell has two levels: top end and bottom
- Indian hell would be worse than other hells
- Donnell aggressively roasts him, suggests suicide with available rope
- Revealed he killed his father indirectly by driving him during overdose
Adam Ray
Set: Jokes about superhero names based on fears, Asian radiation jokes, and Middle East conflict commentary about Hamas and Jews.
Interview: Recently fired from mortgage company 2 weeks ago due to cocaine use, has deviated septum from cocaine use, gets severance, father died of liver cirrhosis at 40, age 29, does stand-up every night in Austin, uses cocaine daily previously.
- Bruce Wayne scared of bats, so superhero name is Black Man Man
- Not enough Asian superheroes; they got powers from radiation
- Hamas brought knife to space laser fight with Israel
- Pat receives golden ticket after emotional discussion about recovery
Set: Story about driving to Marble Falls, Texas with white roommate at night, needing to pee in Gatorade bottle, fear of white guys in woods vs bears, polar bear fears, and bear mace comparisons.
Interview: From Atlanta, experienced comedian, Donnell previously saw him perform and appreciated his work, discussed history at Laughing Skull and previous interactions, beef with Charlamagne tha God.
- Road trip to Marble Falls, needed to pee in Gatorade bottle
- White guys scarier than bears; can't use bear mace on them
- Polar bears only kill; scariest fear is polar bear with no Coca-Cola
- Donnell gives genuine praise for originality and authenticity of Dedrick's comedy
Set: Coming out of closet through sexual encounters. First joke about LGBTQ+ sounding like burger toppings. Second about Grindr app confusion for sandwich delivery. Story about sucking man's penis thinking it was food-related, then realizing man was gay after Cowboys game invitation.
Interview: Recently lost 100 lbs through running and eating salads, works at Vulcan Gas Company as door guy, previously sold sports and Pokemon cards, has eaten approximately 36 Black women, never eaten white women due to hygiene concerns, got two white girls to show breasts at Sunset Strip.
- LGBTQ+ sounds like fancy burger toppings request
- Grindr app confused for sandwich delivery app, ended up gay
- Sucked man's penis thinking it was food arrangement
- Golden ticket awarded for strong set about sexual coming out story
Set: Jokes about eating ass vs chitterlings, eating rules for women, smell test before intimacy, abortion reference about murdered babies in haunted houses, tongue autonomy about eating ass.
Interview: 15-year comedian from Washington D.C., currently performs in San Antonio since 2010, started at Laugh Loud Comedy Club, moved due to military family situation, divorced ex-wife (not baby mama), mother white/passed 1995 from kidney disease, father 76 and on dialysis.
- Eating ass called groceries but it's actually chitterlings
- Rule: won't eat if smells bad beforehand, like 91 degree Puerto Rico
- Won't eat after abortion because baby was murdered in there
- Donnell questions validity of Vincenzo's Black women claims based on appearance
Set: Dating undocumented immigrant with long kink card, relationship discussion where he says 'Jesus Christ Amen' during sex, he says same phrase back, they now pray every night with amen as safe word.
Interview: Less than 6 months comedy experience, divorced after 6 years when husband tried to kill him, does stunt doubling for motorcycle work, welder/mechanic, gym enthusiast, started acting, father died from heroin overdose at age 4, mother white, has two brothers (one adopted, one half-brother), in therapy, rides motorcycle.
- Found undocumented immigrant at Home Depot, dating him now
- Boyfriend brings Jesus into intimate moment, responds with Jesus prayer
- Now they pray every night with 'Amen' as safe word
- Golden ticket awarded for strong set despite less than 6 months experience
Tony Scar
Interview: Panel guest known for legendary meltdowns, famous for roasting comics and Black History Month commentary, frequently references Wanida, discussed Diddy parties and baby oil, engages extensively in crowd work and roasting.
- Donnell references his fame for being famous for meltdown in Kill Tony history
- Multiple aggressive roasts of comedians during their sets
Interview: Panel guest described as one of whitest white people on planet Earth, filming special March 13-14 in Phoenix, dropping special on YouTube April 1st, participates in roasting and crowd work.
Set: 55-year-old roadie for Counting Crows for 35 years. Set about getting massages, woman farting in his mouth during massage, honesty in online reviews about secret services, and New Jersey massage parlor experience.
Interview: First time doing stand-up at 55, lived in Temecula 14 years, owns winery called 'Oops' with ex-wife and current wife as friends, toured extensively, has numerous stories, previously roadie for Counting Crows, partied with celebrities including Courteney Cox, was auctioneer, performs spoken word poetry.
- Masseuse farted in mouth during sleep, unbelievable honesty
- Woman gave massage with seizures, switched to bigger/fatter woman
- New Jersey massage parlor with Duritz, jerked off simultaneously
- Golden ticket awarded for exceptional first-time performance with professional delivery