Tony Scar
Tony Scar has performed on Kill Tony 4 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Young golden ticket musical prodigy performs song about American dream including marriage, divorce, kissing girls, space travel, relationships, black guys. Struggles with mic stand setup and admits bombing opening line.
- American dream is marrying, having kids, then divorcing; real men want 24-year-old wives
Musical comedy set denying being gay while describing homoerotic situations (priest, childhood friend, gerbil). Uses stage lighting as a prop lie detector. Heavy on absurdist callbacks to his own contradictions.
- Hooked lie detector to stage lights to prove he's straight, then admits never kissing man (except priest and childhood friend).
- Discusses how his girlfriend moved in because she has no car or house, making up girlfriend scenario.
No set recap for this appearance.
Musical comedy with guitar about homeless love song, describing girlfriend's flaws and relationship through dark observational humor.
- Girl has three prettiest teeth; comparison to homelessness and various fetishes
- Love song about relationship with schizophrenic woman prone to defecating and throwing feces