Kill Tony #757 — Matt Rife, Adam Ray

Set: Discusses spam emails, Epstein, stolen Razor scooter in Tucson, missing Blippi host, Capitol storming over Blue's Clues. Absurdist observational humor.

Interview: Discusses Blippi obsession (40+ episodes in a week), rowing machine usage, Winnie the Pooh Squishmallow he travels with, scooter theft details.

Set: White woman named Monique Jones discusses racial profiling of her name, boyfriend's racist parents, and being mistaken for someone else.

Interview: Discussed sobriety (8 years), breast cancer survivorship, hormone blocking side effects, move to Austin, acting school classmates Paul Rudd and Adam Scott, massage therapy.

Set: Self-deprecating set about disengagements, yeast infection jokes, bread puns, thinking Lance and Neil Armstrong were same person until 2009.

Interview: Five-to-seven years stand-up experience, takes frequent breaks, works second shift at Lockheed Martin, speaks six languages, has long-distance girlfriend from New York who he met on Hinge, made amateur pornographic video.

Set: Cajun comedian discusses Lafayette's only Popeyes buffet that closed during COVID, Anthony Bourdain eating there and suicide reference, asks how to get Bobby Flay to Waffle House.

Interview: Ten years stand-up experience in Lafayette, runs comedy scene, married 22 years, two kids, special education work for 23 years, lost 80 pounds recently, uses bootleg Ozempic, roleplays as Eeyore with wife.

Set: First-time comic discusses tragic life, lives alone in Oklahoma cabin built with dad, unprepared set barely 55 seconds of material about public humiliation and existential dread.

Interview: Lives in woods in Oklahoma cabin with family trust, spends time alone, dad has law firm in Dallas, never had real job except two weeks at Seven Eleven, does bird calls, drove 500 miles on scooter to show.

Set: Evil clown character discusses sponsoring African child three years at 99 cents/week, credit card expired, child died, head sold to tourist, jokes about Olive Garden chef suicide in fryer.

Interview: British clown from Yorkshire, Tony scared of clowns, discusses makeup (full body black paint, chest only exposed), squeaky nose, does bird calls with Jeremy, references ice-cream sandwiches.

Set: Discusses $200k rehab stay, roommate masturbating on Valium, sober living adjacent to forbidden buildings, received divorce papers, recently single at 51 with 820 credit score.

Interview: 51 years old, six months sober, hosts Hey Bolstad show in San Antonio, practices jiu jitsu 15 years (blue belt four stripes), owns river outfitter in New Braunfels, admits gallon-and-half vodka daily and cocaine use, has seven-year-old daughter, mentioned performing at Comedy Store in 1992 at age 17.

Set: Discusses Mormon/CrossFit/Viking appearance, emotional instability of 14-year-old with stolen credit card, spends money on strip club/escorts/weed, participating in HIV medication butt injection trial, drove 25 hours to get Kim Congdon's attention with flowers and ring.

Interview: Drove 25 hours from Carson City Nevada, obsessed with comedian Kim Congdon after one 2-hour conversation in September 2022, brought engagement ring ($250) and flowers, watches all her shows at Belly Room, DMs unanswered, got one Instagram comment reply, describes relationship as stalking.

Set: Sexual set about first sex in 18 months with woman with mullet, references Marv from Home Alone and Napoleon Dynamite, Eddie Guerrero wrestling match, gave girlfriend traumatic pussy injury.

Interview: Just had sex after 18 months, did first 45-minute sold-out headlining show with 120 people, reads Reddit comments about himself, has helped suicidal people DM him, touring with other golden ticket winners, watches Blippi, prefers original Blippi to new actor.