Sir Winston Pickles

Sir Winston delivers dark jokes about Boston Marathon bombing preparation, Nancy Grace's disappearance, and hitting a toddler with his shopping cart.

• Takes longer than 7 days to prepare pressure cooker bomb
• Nancy Grace disappeared from supermarkets
• Deliberately hit toddler with shopping cart to teach lesson

Evil clown character discusses sponsoring African child three years at 99 cents/week, credit card expired, child died, head sold to tourist, jokes about Olive Garden chef suicide in fryer.

• Sponsored African child, credit expired, he died, head sold to tourist
• Olive Garden worker starts as chef, ends as head chef (suicide)

Sir Winston Pickles, a dark clown character, performs dark jokes about hitting an old lady, Christmas suicidality, drag racing in heels, and using Luminol spray instead of Christmas lights.

• Hit a dear old lady instead of a deer
• Only needs Luminol instead of Christmas lights due to murders

Winston performs in whiteface makeup, opens with Ed Gein lampshade joke about wife/kids murders, neighbor chainsaw murder, school zone speeding joke, dyslexia joke blowback.

• More fuckers on I35 than in Ed Gein's lampshade collection
• Neighbor asked to borrow chainsaw day after murdering wife/kids with chainsaw; he lied about owning one

Dark comedy about cell phones, marriages, and a wife who hanged herself while swinging. Dark clown persona delivering twisted observations with British accent.

• Lost cell phone in Malaysian airplane mode.
• Wife was a swinger, found her hanging herself.
• Has mother's eyes in a mason jar.

Sir Winston, a clown, discusses his age, staying in shape, a concerning interaction with a teenage jogger, and a Diana joke about the Mercedes-Benz.

• His high school belt still fits around his neck at age 60.
• Drives slowly behind teenage jogger with lights off to keep her safe.
• Made Diana/Mercedes-Benz joke about the most beautiful Mercedes-Benz ever made.