Kill Tony #712 — Adam Ray, Rich Vos

Set: Montgomery opened with observations about self-partnered identity, divorced remarriages, and impressions of Danny Glover. He discussed his rowing machine routine and health metrics.

Interview: Discussed his rowing achievements (80,000 meters), blood pressure, relationship status, and various impressions. Tony complimented his appearance and they discussed his age and past career.

Set: Frisk joked about divorced people getting remarried repeatedly, wedding expectations, and family dynamics. He made observational humor about his mother and construction work.

Interview: Discussed his comedy background (1 year 8 months), origin from Ojai California, work as barista and former construction worker, and relationship with girlfriend in tech.

Set: Charlie joked about living in a van and dating on Tinder, calling himself a 'hobosexual'. He discussed having a cat that attracts women and made dark jokes about not killing his pet.

Interview: Confirmed he lives fulltime in a 2006 Sprinter van with solar panels. Previously worked in real estate in New York, started comedy last year.

Set: Velasquez joked about his mother's death and his father's poor life choices, including buying a pool table with life insurance money and dating app mishaps where he engaged with bots.

Interview: Revealed cerebral palsy diagnosis, discussed working at Chick-fil-A, competed in Paralympics as sprinter. Tony offered him opening slot at Dr. Phil Live show.

Set: Sledge joked about being fired from Chick-fil-A for delivery issues, never coasting on looks, and a date where the woman warned him she had pepper spray.

Interview: First-time golden ticket cash-in. Discussed getting pulled over with friends returning from Kill Tony, finding weed in friend's passport, cops being fans of the show, and police search details.

Set: Yasuda performed shy persona jokes about seeing futures with women, made observational humor about being born in 1996 and claiming Tupac reincarnation, with comedic stage presence.

Interview: From Tokyo (3 years), moved to Toronto (2 years) on Asian visa. Half Korean, half Japanese, met Filipino-Japanese girlfriend at ramen shop 2 months ago, works front desk at hotel.

Set: Telli joked about catching his friend's girlfriend with him on video, defending an unknown penis while his friend complained, and dark humor about infidelity situations.

Interview: 3 years comedy, from South Florida then North Dakota (1 year), now Austin. Sister married white man in North Dakota. Speaks French, Wolof, does nunchucks for 1.5 years.

Set: Patterson performed topical material about Trump hiring a 13-year-old with cancer as Secret Service head, made jokes about his grandmother's reaction, and discussed child soldiers.

Interview: Served 13 months in prison, watches Kill Tony inside, came out wearing prison outfit. Made aggressive stage presence but settled down during interview.

Set: Juanita performed as character warning about kids in restaurant using exaggerated scenarios (broken glass, service dog, registered sex offender). Ended with absurdist humor about circumcision.

Interview: Trans woman, 3 years comedy, from Mexico, moved to Austin recently. Works as server at high-end restaurant Fresas. Discussed transition at age 30, dating preferences, and safety concerns in Texas.

Set: Smith performed World War II material, joking about Japanese people becoming 'cute' post-war, claimed she's a 'weird black person' who's Japanese, and made observations about Oppenheimer's girlfriend.

Interview: 9 years comedy, from Atlanta now in Austin (3 years), works server at crab restaurant. Likes scrawny men across races, into anime. Has crazy family, three attempted to fight her before leaving Atlanta.

Set: Owens joked about adopting a foster child addicted to crack, contact high jokes, return policy on orphans, and need for alibi picture for his wife.

Interview: 2.5 years comedy, from San Diego California now Houston. Staff and agency recruiter. Met brother in high school after not knowing he existed. Defensive humor style.