Kill Tony #717 — Antonio Brown, Tommy Pope

Set: Todd discusses his weird relationship with his mom, including a crude joke about Miss Piggy and sexual misunderstandings. He references therapy and getting erections watching Muppets.

Interview: Todd is a golden ticket winner from 2019 who has been doing standup for 7 years and is 46 years old. He lives in Las Vegas, started a show downtown, and weighs 412 lbs. He shops at DXL (Destination Extra Large).

Set: Tyler discusses weed saving his life from a piss test at Walmart, dating a homeless girl, and their relationship issues including a piss jug in the car.

Interview: Tyler has been doing standup 6 years, started in Iowa, was raised there, and works as a cook at Creek in the Cave. He has a skateboard and was previously homeless with his ex-girlfriend.

Set: Dillon discusses high blood sugar from eating lots of blood and sugar, taking his grandma to prom, oversized water bottles at the gym, and doing dry January.

Interview: Dillon has been doing standup 9 years (5 in Jacksonville, 4 in Austin), has an IT work-from-home job, fosters dogs, plays basketball, and has solo porn interests. Tony criticizes him for being boring.

Set: Kansei discusses how North Americans say 'respect' instead of 'bye', Japanese age-based relationships, and how white people age like bananas in hot summer.

Interview: Kansei lives in Toronto and sits at Tando Ramen where his girlfriend works as a waitress. The interview focuses on promoting the restaurant with extended back-and-forth about the correct name and reading Yelp reviews.

Set: Busco discusses wishing he'd been a cokehead for networking, the impossibility of making a ho a housewife, and having a child with someone from first night.

Interview: Busco (real name R.J.) is a real estate broker in Dallas and moonlights managing a pizza joint. His nickname came from a friend killed by lightning. He reads one-star Yelp reviews for his pizza restaurant.

Set: Will discusses a video of a primitive African tribe trying Fanta for first time and imagining them trying grape flavor, leading to jokes about worshipping high fructose corn syrup and systemic racism.

Interview: Will is 34 years old from Austin, been doing standup 2 months, works as a stage hand at Moody Center. He played college basketball on a half-ride scholarship in California and hasn't had a girlfriend in a while.

Set: Nate discusses Oklahoma being worse than Texas, a religious state that legalized weed, a dispensary using Bible verses in ads, and racist jokes people make about Native Americans.

Interview: Nate is 25 years old, from Oklahoma but has lived in Austin for a year. He does Door Dash on a bike making $100-400 weekly, previously did medical software in Wisconsin after college in Kansas.

Set: Ari discusses Estonia being atheist, telling religious Americans to accept more suffering, a date with a Catholic girl who treats anal sex as religious loophole.

Interview: Ari is from Estonia, was away visiting his kingdom, and is thrilled Kill Tony is number one in Estonia. Discussion focuses on Estonia's tiny Black population (414 people) and Antonio Brown's potential demographic impact.

Set: Mike discusses Tinder addiction, swiping right for everyone as numbers game, being picky about Russians, and a girl in a wheelchair responding negatively to his cookie-cutter dating message.