Busco Jones
Busco Jones has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Busco discusses thinking he was gay in his 20s but being bad with women instead, becoming a simp, learning to become an asshole and becoming a father of three with two women, and contrasting marriage with a mistress.
- Thought he was gay but just bad with women, became simp then asshole
- Marriage is like mortgage, not a happy word, mistress is mysterious
Busco discusses wishing he'd been a cokehead for networking, the impossibility of making a ho a housewife, and having a child with someone from first night.
- Should've been cokehead for better networking with higher value people
- Can't make a hoe a housewife but easy to make co-parent
- Got girlfriend pregnant first night together both in 20s and hoes
Jokes about hindsight at 40, should've taken drug dealing seriously, everyone loves drugs, convenient store branding and capitalism, quick trip, race-trac, 7-eleven.
- At 40 should've taken drug dealing career seriously, same reason we love drugs we love Mexicans
- Convenient store capitalism branding: QT, Race-Trac, 7-Eleven 7-11 minute wait