Kill Tony #645 — Louis Katz
Guests: Louis Katz
Lineup
Set: Jokes about eyebrow spacing, penis vs other peeing mechanisms, and polar bears. Set received mixed reactions.
Interview: Hans discusses murderous thoughts, childhood abuse from his father with a TV antenna stick, and self-harm history. Tony notes he's extremely honest and cannot lie.
- The space between eyebrows and eyes is very large; can express anger and surprise with aviator sunglasses
- Penis is superior peeing mechanism but side effects include rape and murder
- Polar bears should evolve camouflage against sky or water, not melting things
- Hans admits to 17 murders, clarifies they were only on stage
- Hans reveals he was a cutter in high school and punched holes in walls
Set: Jokes about drinking Bud Light, having both a dick and tits, smoking weed making him dumb, and mistaking an Indian family speaking Hindi for him understanding it.
Interview: Austin is a truck driver from Fort Myers, Florida who shovels horse shit on weekends. He's been doing standup 4 years, recently moved to Austin. Gets dizzy when standing up too fast.
- As a man with a dick and tits, Bud Light finally makes him feel seen
- Got so high he thought he understood Hindi but family was just speaking English
- Austin gets applause break on first Kill Tony appearance
- Admits to getting dizzy when standing up too fast, says he's not a pussy
Set: Aggressive jokes in Spanish about white wine, impressions, cumrags, and growing up in South Texas doing things differently. Set was delivered very angrily.
Interview: Hank has been doing standup 1.5 years, going through addiction and trying to get family back. Nervous about his set, does mariachi singing, practices yoga. Discussed relationship struggles.
- Ray Cyrus joke, Spanish impressions of white wine references
- Tony tells Hank to smile more, set would work better 100% different
- Hank admits going through addiction and trying to get family back
Set: Jokes about space news, hole in the sun, ancient Greece orgies, Catholic priests as predators. Stoner delivery with nervous energy.
Interview: Tim works at a dog kennel for 2 weeks, gets space news from TikTok, has one ball (testicle twisted as a baby), was a sperm donor, recently moved to Austin from trail work across US.
- There's a hole in the sun 60 Earths size, NASA naming celestial body 'the uncle'
- Would rather grow up in ancient Greece for thinking and boy fucking freedom
- Priests pray but they're predators, confuses him
- Tim reveals he has only one testicle, twisted as a baby, got biggest applause break
- Tim was a sperm donor but they retired him after a year with only one ball
Set: Jokes about looking like Cypress Hill, Hobbit from the hood, can't find pants in his size (4826), not tall enough to be a person but tall enough to be Andre the Giant.
Interview: Ivory breeds reticulated pythons, sells hot sauce and mini pigs from El Camino, makes 60-70k/year, nearly died from python bite requiring 37 stitches, 38 years old from Elmo Texas, was a rapper/battle rapper.
- I look like Cypress Hill rodie, Hobbit from hood selling weed and mixed apes
- 4 foot tall with 48 inch waist, can't find pants, could be Andre the Giant's fuck tomorrow
- Ivory reveals he was bitten by large python, required 37 stitches and hoodie tourniquet
- Ivory raps impromptu for the audience about his chaotic life
Set: Funny bit about almost fucking porn stars in LA, blames Uncle Laser for cockblocking, porn star's dad texted about suicide, describes it as tragic and darkly comedic.
Interview: Cam and Uncle Laser detail their LA trip with porn stars who left due to father's suicide text. Extended back-and-forth interview with both comedians. Cam gets matching starter jacket ideas with Tony.
- Almost got with porn stars in LA but Uncle Laser prevented them from coming inside house
- Extended back-and-forth interview with Uncle Laser about porn star encounter gone wrong due to suicide text
- Cam and Tony discuss matching starter jacket idea for gang violence aesthetic
Set: One month into standup. Jokes about going to mental health hospital, forming band called Looney Tunes with no instruments, psychiatrist confusion. Set bombed completely.
Interview: Spencer from Baltimore, visiting Austin for first time (drove Saturday), just started standup 1 month ago. Works with autistic kids. Improv comedian background. Tony suggests leaving.
- Mental health wing band called Looney Tunes, no instruments, just pretending about reverb and lithium
- Spencer bombs completely during set, gets zero laughs for a minute
- Spencer improvises song about Hamas and Santa Claus, turns set around slightly
Set: Jokes about DeSantis banning the word gay, free drugs in Austin, being followed by black man in Orlando, needing color TV to prove she's not racist, blackout curtains.
Interview: Lexi moved from Orlando to Austin 2-3 months ago, sixth time performing standup. Works in hotel room service. Got a DUI (0.99 BAC) with a pregnant girl in car. Has a dog. Sings What's Up by 4 Non Blondes.
- DeSantis bans 'gay' but prefers the term 'fuck' instead
- Black man jacking off to her in Orlando, never thought it would happen to her
- Lexi mentions she was on show before but got high and had out-of-body experience
- Lexi admits to DUI with pregnant girl in car
Busco Jones
Set: Jokes about hindsight at 40, should've taken drug dealing seriously, everyone loves drugs, convenient store branding and capitalism, quick trip, race-trac, 7-eleven.
Interview: Busco/Buco is 40, manages restaurant 3 nights/week, real estate broker for 15 years, emotional eater, married with kids, from Dallas, standups 5-7 years as hobby. Wears assassination-themed hoodie.
- At 40 should've taken drug dealing career seriously, same reason we love drugs we love Mexicans
- Convenient store capitalism branding: QT, Race-Trac, 7-Eleven 7-11 minute wait
- Busco wears custom-made assassination-themed hoodie because JFK was killed in Dallas