Chad Olshavsky
Chad Olshavsky has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Chad joked about never saying 'I have a black friend,' being called the white friend instead, his wife leaving hints he should satisfy her sexually, a book on female orgasms that confused him, and owing money to a sex shop.
- Never said 'I have a black friend' but always the white friend
- Wife left orgasm book; needs to lick fingers to turn pages so too hard
Chad did a solid set about his son coming out as trans, near-death hospital experience, his wife's concern about Hulu, pregnant dogs, and stepping in dog placenta. Much improved from previous appearance.
- Son comes out, never met a happy woman
- Dog keeps getting pregnant, uses Plan B in dog food
Chad joked about being married 24 years, having five dogs and two cats, a racist dog, and the cost of dating apps versus affairs.
- Been happily married six months, but 24 years total with same woman.
- Dog racist: barks at Chad but cool with his black friends.
- Tinder $30 single; Ashley Madison $300 for married affairs cheaper.