Kill Tony #740 — Gabriel Iglesias, Sal Vulcano

Set: Drew opened with observational jokes about being a Black comic, his emotional issues, intrusive thoughts about sexuality and logic puzzles, and absurdist comparisons (dominoes as flat dice, trans men's beards as performance-enhancing drugs).

Interview: Tony and panel discussed Drew's six-month hiatus from the show, his work ethic doing 90 minutes weekly, opening for Adam Ray, weed usage, and a near-drowning incident in a float tank while thinking about Gilmore Girls.

Set: JD's first standup set ever. He joked about intrusive thoughts, testing his sexuality yearly by watching gay porn, having a manic five-year-old obsessed with K-pop, and concerns about yellowface costume for Halloween.

Interview: Tony learned JD is 42, an IT consultant for 20 years, lost his father during COVID which inspired him to pursue comedy, loves Texas barbecue and Spurs basketball, married with two kids, and his wife is a school nurse.

Set: Mike did jokes about moisture traveling to his balls after showering (naming them Romulus and Remus after Roman history), and his dick preferring to hang right while he wants it left.

Interview: Tony probed Mike's personal life: he's a cook in Kansas City doing standup for 6 years, plays beach volleyball, has HPV and cauliflower dick, hasn't dated in 7-8 years, his ex-girlfriend is serving 12 years for kidnapping and torture.

Set: Earnest did material about moving to a white neighborhood where he can't use his normal language around his kids' white friends, his friend using the N-word like 'Frank's Red Hot,' and an incident where his daughter's white friend thought he was kidnapping them.

Interview: Earnest is a 22-year Army veteran, now a process improvement specialist for the state, 45 years old with grandkids, has three gym memberships, goes to clubs instead of the gym, had his high school sweetheart cheat on him at 18 with hickeys on her neck.

Set: Pamela joked about her boyfriend still going to the pediatrician and the doctor seeing his balls grow up, wanting to be a female seahorse so she can impregnate males and abandon them, and included a brief twerk move.

Interview: Pamela has been doing standup for 4 years, all in Austin but also performs in Miami, New York, LA, and the Bahamas. She recently gained 35 pounds, eats lots of steak and dulce de leche, is single and chilling, and got drunk on tequila.

Set: Ari did a full minute about American Advil tasting sweet compared to world standards, Dunkin' Donuts early bird specials encouraging double donuts, and observations about American consumer culture and excess.

Interview: Ari discussed needing more female Kill Tony fans, riding a bicycle without a driver's license, concerns about bike theft, parking etiquette, and ACL festival pretentiousness. Mentioned uncovering merch fraud with Fluffy.

Set: Chad joked about never saying 'I have a black friend,' being called the white friend instead, his wife leaving hints he should satisfy her sexually, a book on female orgasms that confused him, and owing money to a sex shop.

Interview: Chad owns a cannabis college and writes novels and children's books for adults, uses 'Chado' as stage name because his last name Olshavsky is hard to pronounce, has been married 26 years to a white woman, and jerks off while she sleeps.

Set: Jordan joked about getting married this year, shaving his beard causing stubble issues during kissing, dealing with female pubic hair like eating through a cheese grater (Olive Garden parmesan waiter bit), and his wife always wanting more parmesan.

Interview: Jordan has been doing standup 7 years, from Dallas, been in Austin 2 years, doing standup full-time since beginning of year, performs heavily in Nebraska, has a joke about being a bad cowboy/soy farmer, married to Esther, no kids yet, previously did corporate real estate sales like Chris Miller.

Set: David joked about falling asleep to videos of cops handcuffing Black people and smoke detector beeps, fantasy football being virtual slavery for white guys picking their favorite Black athletes based on physical attributes.