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Mike Holloway

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: June 2, 2025Latest: October 6, 2025

Mike Holloway has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #740 Bucket Pull · October 6, 2025

Mike did jokes about moisture traveling to his balls after showering (naming them Romulus and Remus after Roman history), and his dick preferring to hang right while he wants it left.

  • Moisture from entire body defies gravity, travels to balls after shower
  • Penis preference conflict: prefers right, Mike wants left
Kill Tony #737 Bucket Pull · September 15, 2025

Mike's set focused on transgender athletes in sports, identifying as a little person for wrestling, Disney's live-action Cinderella with Elliot Page, and Dylan Mulvaney as the fairy godmother.

  • Identifying as a little person for wrestling to compete with seven dwarves
  • Disney's Cinderella with Elliot Page wanting to be a prince instead
  • Glasses on = cute nerdy guy; glasses off = looks like he eats crayons
Kill Tony #726 Bucket Pull · June 2, 2025

Mike uses a logical structure to make absurdist jokes connecting unrelated things (cat owners and trash, blue cheese eaters and foot fetishes, lemonade drinkers and pedophiles). He finishes with a joke about Disney adults being victims of pedophilia.

  • Not everyone with cat throws trash, but all trash throwers have cats
  • Everyone with foot fetish eats blue cheese; not all blue cheese eaters have fetish
  • Everyone who's pedophile drinks lemonade; not all lemonade drinkers are pedophiles