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Ian Simon

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: May 5, 2025Latest: July 21, 2025

Ian Simon has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #730 Bucket Pull · July 21, 2025

Discusses being a German Jew (confusing identity), jokes about Judaism vs. Christianity, has a black cat named Toothless, makes fried chicken reference, and discusses Chick-fil-A being closed on Sundays.

  • Cross a Jewish guy with nothing = Christianity.
  • Black cat named Toothless had teeth when found.
Kill Tony #719 Bucket Pull · May 5, 2025

Set about needing to use the bathroom, random observations about Muslims saying 'Allah is the bomb,' picking up women at Planned Parenthood, and jokes about male pattern baldness and the cul-de-sac hairline pattern.

  • Questions if Muslims ever say 'Allah is the bomb' while thinking random things
  • Best place to pick up women is Planned Parenthood because they put out
  • Frustrated with pattern baldness - why just the cul-de-sac instead of completely bald