Matt Gonzalez
Matt Gonzalez has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Matt jokes about being called Ozempic, growing up Catholic with nuns, not wanting to be a priest because he doesn't want to fuck kids, and having a white girlfriend who gives him a green card.
- Nuns predicted he'd be priest; his journey is fucking white women
- White girlfriend gives him green card while he gives her dick
Jokes about lack of Black pickle ball players, WNBA commentary about Britney Griner, absurdist question about circumcised dildos.
- No Black pickle ball players yet but will dominate like all other sports eventually
- Why are all dildos circumcised; examined dildo during solo activity
Matty discussed selling guns in college and profiling customers by race (12 gauge for Black customers wanting accessories with beams, Glock 19 for Asians).
- Smelled immigrants walking in, used to sell guns identifying buyers by race
- Black customers want guns with beams and accessories versus Asians wanting Glock 19
No set recap for this appearance.