Kill Tony #753 — Jim Breuer, Sam Tallent
Guests: Jim Breuer · Sam Tallent
Lineup
Set: Yang opens with jokes about being adopted by white guys, immigrant stereotypes, and her family dynamics. She performs a Chinese folk song during the interview.
Interview: Tony and the panel ask about her background, music education, and family in China. She reveals her parents don't know she does comedy and they're broke.
- Most comedians call themselves comics, she gets called a commie.
- Flew 13 hours to get away from family, not to see them again.
- People eat a lot in America; mentions Walmart wheelchairs.
- Golden ticket winner making her Mothership debut after New Year's Eve Moody Center show
- Performs a cappella Chinese folk song during interview
Set: Tina discusses depression since the pandemic, her father's death, inheriting his handicap parking tag, and selling his prescription drugs. Heavy material about grief and family loss.
Interview: Tony and panel learn she's from Robstown, teaches cosmetology, has two sisters and a brother with different fathers, and performs at The Annex in Corpus Christi.
- Mom calls dad a deadbeat; he actually died.
- Inherited father's handicap parking tag and prescription drugs.
- Can recite 50 states in alphabetical order.
- Visibly nervous throughout interview with shaking hands
- Brought friends Caitlyn and Mr. Window to the show
Fern
Set: Fern performs dark material about his girlfriend's daddy dom kink, getting drunk and beating her, jerking off on cats, and coming on them. Edgy observational comedy.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss his set, his job as an iron worker, speech impediment with the letter R, Air Force service, and his catfish dating experiences.
- Girlfriend has daddy dom kink; he does what his dad did—gets drunk and beats her.
- Self-cleaning cat cum rag reference.
- Female crips menstruation and blood gang relationships.
- Third appearance on Kill Tony show
- Revealed he couldn't pronounce R from ages 0-17
- Extended catfish dating saga with detailed story about leaving date via fake mom call
Set: Hank discusses being born prematurely, dog shit stories, racist impressions, and his journey from drug addiction to fatherhood. Compares the similarities between being addicted and being a dad.
Interview: Tony learns Hank quit drugs by getting addicted to standup, lost 100 lbs, has been married 13 years, and works as door guy at Riot Riverwalk in San Antonio.
- Born prematurely; dad came quick.
- Drug testing diapers for fentanyl; blue line means piss or shit.
- Japanese/Navajo code talkers impression.
- Big callback to earlier set about Tina Coina when discussing his solid wife
- Quit cocaine addiction to pursue standup
Set: Dave's set about mother-in-law from Japan with pancreatic cancer, cutting out her pancreas, creating a cyborg, and a pun about Japanese keeping secrets.
Interview: Tony struggles to keep Dave focused during interview. Discovers Dave has been doing standup 30 years, works at P Terry's, married 12 years to Mia Muse (Australian recording artist), and has dermal anchor piercing.
- Mother-in-law Japanese; didn't have pancreatic cancer until moving to America.
- Japanese cured pancreatic cancer, invented cyborg, perfected diabetes.
- Japanese can't keep secrets; they're always spilling their guts.
- Tony visibly frustrated with Dave's rambling and unfocused interview
- Reveals 30+ year career has peaked at doing open mics
Set: Trevor discusses how black people are less uptight about race than white people. Story about driving Door Dash in a ski town, calling a customer, and the customer identifying himself as black to help locate him.
Interview: Trevor reveals he's only been doing standup one year, just moved to Austin, waited tables, went to Vale Colorado during pandemic, met a girl at restaurant who's currently in Thailand.
- Black customer identifies as black to help locate silver Nissan Rogue.
- More silver Nissan Rogues than black people in ski town parking lot.
- Panel praises his material as professionally written after 30-year Dave set
- Revealed as backup quarterback to Caleb Williams at Middlebrg High School
- Met girlfriend at restaurant job; she's in Thailand for 3 weeks
Set: Dedric performs extended bit about fear of flying, defying God's gravity, turbulence on planes, seeing the captain on small planes, and story about taking Tony's private jet that hit turbulent weather.
Interview: Dedric just made Netflix debut with Kill Tony special in top 2 on Netflix. Got standing ovation in Austin when his name was called. Renounced Atlanta as hometown.
- We're not supposed to be up there; God invented gravity.
- When plane turbulence hits, suddenly believes in God and prays.
- Small planes: shouldn't see the captain; map is red meaning bad.
- Netflix special recently released and in top 2 on platform
- Standing ovation when name called at Moody Center 15,000 person show
- Ari Shaffir was on Tony's private jet that hit turbulence
Set: Mike discusses misunderstanding American phrases, being from Sudan, misgendering people, calling everyone 'my nigga', government mistrust, Area 51 aliens, and American kids having imaginary friends.
Interview: Second appearance on show. Been doing standup 4 years (3 in Arizona, 1 in Austin). Traded sales for stock trading. Family all in Europe.
- Misunderstood 'spilling the beans' doesn't mean fumbling a hot Latina.
- Call everybody 'my nigga' to avoid misgendering problems.
- American kids have imaginary friends; shows they're losers even in imagination.
- Second appearance on show with marked improvement
- Got diversity visa lottery one day before Trump travel ban issued
Set: Jay discusses micro-dosing cocaine because he can't afford to properly dose, jokes about Diddy's 1000 bottles of lube and actors' boring afterparties with Epstein dead and Diddy in jail.
Interview: Jay's from Lake Charles, Louisiana doing standup for 9 years. Works as audio engineer at sound company. Girlfriend of 4 years works fine dining at Sizzler. Drove to Austin with 3 guys in Tacoma truck.
- Micro-dosing cocaine because can't afford proper dosing.
- Diddy's 1000 bottles of lube; Hollywood afterparties suck now.
- Epstein dead, Diddy in jail; Oscars afterparties are boring.
- Drove 6 hours to Austin with three guys and full Tacoma of gear
- Revealed 8-year cocaine addiction history in Louisiana
- Girlfriend works fine dining server at Sizzler
Derek Dimpfl
Set: Derek opens about autism and adult video preferences with eye contact, then builds visual gag about having multiple eyes on his face like a Renaissance painting.
Interview: In Vegas recently, had sex with three different people on three consecutive nights—a black woman, another black woman, and a threesome with the second black woman and a white woman.
- Autistic; favorite adult videos have lots of eye contact.
- Builds visual gag about having seven eyes like Renaissance painting.
- Had threesome in Vegas; white woman riding face, black woman sucking dick
- Panel notes Derek reverted to worse performance after previously improving
- Met first Vegas woman (named Mahogany) at restaurant, condomless sex
Set: Shari (possibly performing as Sheikh Ahmed) opens with joke about teaching infidels how to treat a virgin. Set appears incomplete or cut short in transcript.
- Teaches infidels how to treat virgins; bend knees, throw hedge.