Yaqiao Yang
Yaqiao Yang has performed on Kill Tony 4 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Young performed about forms asking for race, comparing race categories, and contrasting Asian approaches to keeping bloodline pure. Jokes about white functional drug addicts, specifically someone who snorted cocaine for 10 years while working in healthcare.
- Race categories on forms everywhere; Asian countries just Asian or intruders
- White people good at being functional drug addicts; knew coke user in healthcare
- Trying to save for Dodge Challenger; blackest thing she's done
- Aborted half-Black baby named Laquina; mother had three abortions in China
No set recap for this appearance.
Yaqiao performs bit about white things being better (White House, white collar jobs, white lies); Diddy throwing white parties but not white enough to get pardoned by White House after arrest.
- Everything better when white: White House, white collar jobs, white lies better than other lies.
- Diddy hosted white parties in Hollywood; A-list celebrities, unlimited baby oil; arrested, not white enough for White House pardon.
Yang opens with jokes about being adopted by white guys, immigrant stereotypes, and her family dynamics. She performs a Chinese folk song during the interview.
- Most comedians call themselves comics, she gets called a commie.
- Flew 13 hours to get away from family, not to see them again.
- People eat a lot in America; mentions Walmart wheelchairs.