Kill Tony #754 — Bert Kreischer, Rick Ingraham
Guests: Bert Kreischer · Rick Ingraham
Lineup
Set: Hans Kim opens with observational jokes about ice storms, ICE enforcement disparities, and a three-gun competition training story.
Interview: Tony and Bert discuss the three-gun competition, followed by banter about Hans's recent solo camping trip to Big Bend where he used mushrooms and marijuana.
- Jokes about ICE targeting every minority except Black people
- Three-gun competition reference about carjacking and quail
- Tony and Bert extensively riff on Hans's camping trip, drugs, and masturbation in the woods
Set: Big Vinny jokes about fat-splashing (skinny dipping), dating a Latina, restaurant trips, and having her aunt and girlfriend in his phone with Spanish names.
Interview: Extended interview about Big Vinny's chicken salad sandwich recipe, move from New York to Austin/Phoenix, job selling Pokemon cards, and support of a single mother's son's collection.
- Fat-splashing definition and Latina girlfriend named 'Torta the Explorer'
- Girlfriend's aunt named 'Tortilla' in phone
- Panel roasts Big Vinny for being third fattest on stage; extensive bread debate with Red Band, Bert, and Rick
- Trombone sound effect plays during bread discussion
Set: Greg Bergman jokes about his non-binary girlfriend, penis implants he got in 2014, and having the thickest penis in Austin due to multiple injections.
Interview: Tony and panel examine Greg's actual penis implant with measuring tape (8 inches circumference), discuss the procedure cost (3500 per injection), side effects, and his marriage ending.
- Non-binary girlfriend means he can make love to her or beat the out of him
- Claims to have biggest penis in Austin because he bought it
- Penis implant made it thicker not longer, he's hung like hockey puck
- Greg pulls out his actual penis on stage with an 8-inch circumference implant; Tony and Bert examine it with measuring tape
- Panel roasts Greg's numerous fake body parts (dick, teeth, eyebrows) versus real hair
Set: Eleazer jokes about an app that requires push-ups before phone use, falling on a lime scooter, making out with his ex-girlfriend with only his left hand (charger in the dark analogy).
Interview: Eleazer reveals he's of Puerto Rican and Peruvian descent, discusses 12 years doing standup in New York, working as a burger chef and dispensary worker, and tells an old joke about his criminal father and little-person stepfather.
- Fitness app prevents phone use until push-ups completed
- Fell on scooter, injured hand, made out with ex girlfriend left-handed
- Father criminal, stepfather little person, no one to look up to
- Eleazer does an old established joke from 12-year career that kills harder than new material
- Tony coaches Eleazer to use old reliable material instead of untested new bits
Set: Sharon Ruth addresses Greg's penis obsession, makes guidelines for male followers sending unsolicited dick pics with specific requirements.
Interview: Sharon explains her set was a response to Tony mentioning his penis in previous episode, discusses anxiety disorder, attempts at murder reference, and her storytelling comedy style.
- Guidelines for sending penis pics: well-lit, nude, erect, with 16oz bottle for scale
- Sharon mentions 'attempted murder' on stage, creates legal liability concerns
- Panel roasts Sharon's incomprehensible set that failed to land with audience
Set: Dedrick does extended two-minute set about a man with no arms stealing his wallet on Greyhound bus, carrying a gun on buses, and Velcro wallet for audible theft prevention.
Interview: Extended discussion of Greyhound sketchy conditions, post-prison travel, Tony and Bert share robbery experiences, Dedrick performs song about Greyhound buses and danger.
- Man with no arms stole wallet on Greyhound bus using feet
- Velcro wallet makes audible sound so people know he tried to pay
- Dedrick performs high-energy comedic song about Greyhound buses with full band
- Bert and Tony share their own Greyhound robbery stories in response
Set: Zac jokes about guns and kids being dangerous and similar, people holding things sideways, female teachers dating students, and making dark comparisons.
Interview: Zac reveals he's sober since December 29th, opened for Bert Kreischer, coming from Nashville after getting blackout drunk and doing ketamine accidentally.
- Guns and kids both dangerous, people ask to hold them
- Worst people hold guns and kids sideways
- Female teachers should get paid more to date age-appropriate partners
- Zac reveals he accidentally did ketamine while blackout drunk on December 29th (sobriety date), fell through window captured on ring camera
- Tony invites Zac to perform at upcoming Nashville Kill Tony show at Bridgestone Arena
Set: Angel Diaz asks audience about subletting rooms, performs landlord text exchange joke about AC unit repair and radio DJ live stream.
Interview: Extended interview where Angel discusses stealing, open legal case for graffiti and pushing old man, met girlfriend at park, and provides synopses of movies like Talladega Nights and Forrest Gump.
- Asks audience if anyone is subletting a room
- Landlord text exchange where landlord mentions radio DJ live stream instead of fixing AC
- Angel wins golden ticket despite only doing 60-second set with minimal traditional punchlines; extraordinary crowd work and natural charisma
- Angel characterizes his own comedy style with catch phrases: 'Yo,' 'allegedly,' butt-slapping, asking random questions
- Angel discusses open legal case for graffiti where NYPD caught him on camera pushing an old man
- Angel provides absurdist synopsis of Talladega Nights (pronounces 'Talahaga Nights') explaining he didn't finish watching
- Tony notes Angel's natural crowd work abilities rival Rick Ingraham's despite being completely opposite style