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Holly Jensen

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: December 22, 2025Latest: June 15, 2026

Holly Jensen has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #773 Bucket Pull · June 15, 2026

Jewish gothic comedy about free Palestine (loves free things), married homeless man who now 'munches hers,' calls vagina 'soup kitchen.' Lost ability to threaten to sleep with people's dads when married.

  • Married homeless man from street, now he eats her out (soup kitchen vagina).
  • Can't threaten to sleep with dads now that married; more effective than mom threat.
Kill Tony #751 Bucket Pull · December 22, 2025

Holly performs about being Mormon misconceptions, Mormon boyfriends and their rules, struggling to find work after being a stripper in Salt Lake, googly-eye pasties, and Pandora Radio commercials during strip club performances.

  • Mormon boyfriends won't drink coffee but will finger a Jew.
  • Wore googly-eye pasties as stripper; men didn't like tits staring back.
  • Danced to Pandora Radio with ads; twerked through osteoporosis commercial.