Kill Tony #628 — H Foley, Kevin Ryan

Set: Hans discusses his girlfriend's sexual preferences, pool noodle comparisons, women refs in sports, and Trump's legal troubles. Quick-hit joke structure with soft punchlines throughout.

Interview: Discussed having sex after orgasm, the Hitachi vibrator, his girlfriend squeezing with her butt, sex frequency, parents wanting him to be a surgeon, and his recent Sony Hall headlining show.

Set: Rabin jokes about an open mic in Austin that gets better than dinner and lovemaking, uses citrus soap puns, tells a story about dating a bilingual Mandarin-speaking girl named Clementine.

Interview: CPA from India, two years of standup, good at schoolwork, plays ping pong and tennis, lives in a four-bedroom apartment with roommates, gambbles on poker and sports, completely monotone and awkward responses.

Set: Jamal jokes about a federally protected bird, compares bird protection timeline to civil rights, discusses 1990s toys and games with crude sexual references.

Interview: Does freelance film production, broke and unemployed, just broke up with baby mama today after one week of polyamory, has four-year-old son named Zayn, admits to being autistic and having poor interview skills.

Set: Andreas jokes about raising tough twin boys by making sweaty cheese lunches days in advance, occasionally smoking while driving, running away to sleep in garage for two days leaving boys $50 for groceries.

Interview: Norwegian standup doing 5 years in Norway, arrived 48 hours ago in Austin, twin boys age unspecified, professional comedian now but was a sailor on a ferry, ice swimmer and climber, staying about a month.

Set: Kam jokes about hating his niece bragging about passing third grade when he failed it twice, can't read, makes it hard to learn to read when you can't read.

Interview: Did get held back in third grade, father called it 'reclassing', was 18 as a senior in high school, held back due to his parents' divorce happening when he was in third grade, just finished theater runs in Charlotte and Atlanta.

Set: Isabella jokes about breaking up with Mexican boyfriend, identifying as LatinX now, jokes about being Asian and Filipino using stereotypical imagery and warning about slurs.

Interview: Started open mics 5 years ago, from San Antonio, makes Tik Toks and comedy content, sponsored by Crocs and Adidas, was on drugs when dating Mexican boyfriend, cuts her own hair since childhood, seamstress who made curtains for comedy club.

Set: Sean does entirely fabricated jokes about pop quizzes actually being DUI tests, GameStop refusing to buy games due to 'Asian porn' policy and mistaking a preschool for a store.

Interview: First-time standup, was laid off from NYC tech company in March, moving to Phoenix for property management job, girlfriend in Austin had elective surgery (implied breast augmentation), did middle school theater.

Set: Ric self-deprecates about looking like Spider-Man bitten by normal spider, forgets phone silent at cinema, jokes about cats dying alone, cuffs lady to bed, makes Uber driver cancellation joke about race.

Interview: Spanish (from Spain, not Mexico), works for EU in Brussels in contracts, does standup in Spanish and English, 4 years experience, depressive job leads to comedy outlet, uses self-deprecation and physicality.

Set: William does topical minute about Jenny Provan plane crash, Steve Harvey affair rumors, Bob Barker's cremation and tanning bed joke.

Interview: Uses Liquid IV supplements, had IV injected by Red Band's friend (confusion about drink vs injection), plays Battleship extensively, posts on Craigslist in gardening section to find opponents, has new puppy that's 4 lbs.