Ben Williams
Ben Williams has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Stories about Austin street characters, a broken lighter incident, a man beating a tree, comparisons to Dae Chappelle, and a shocking closing about shooting his own father.
- Broke guy couldn't give dollar to someone who called him Great Value Dave Chappelle
- His dad got shot and nobody cared because he was the one who shot him
Repeat bucket pull from Galveston discusses being ugly (mistaken for haunted house worker), dating difficulties, receiving unsolicited pussy donations request, one-night stand failures, recent grandmother's death, and anal injuries.
- Haunted house staff thought he worked there due to ugliness
- Requesting pussy donations from audience due to extended dry spell
- One-night stand ended with STD transmission and catching feelings
Self-deprecating material about looking like Somalian pirate from Captain Phillips, making jokes about his mom being an entertainer who made his dad disappear, starvation versus drug addiction, and willingness to perform sexual acts for food.
- Mom was magician, made dad disappear by actually leaving
- So broke willing to blow guy for meatball Mariner
- Too broke to get in relationships, everything costs money now
Strong five-month-old comedian with clean, structured jokes about being ugly and broke, dating an older woman (60), and growing up in Galveston as mixture of Gilligan's Island and The Walking Dead.
- Dated 60-year-old woman; her knees popped during sex, asked if he peed.
- Galveston is mix of Gilligan's Island and The Walking Dead.