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Kill Tony #622 — Jim Norton

📅 July 17, 2023 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 10 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Jim Norton

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Hans opened with edgy jokes about his small genitals, affirmative action, and Asian parenting, ending with a joke about molestation. He demonstrated strong crowd control and timing throughout.

Interview: Tony praised Hans's finger joke and tiny penis material. Hans discussed his strict Asian upbringing, his punching a hole in the wall, and performing on the road. The interview included physical comedy with a punch pad bit.

Bits:
  • After fingering girls, they say that's the best you'll get
  • Affirmative action joke comparing college classrooms to Sound of Freedom screening
  • Asian parents wouldn't care about molestation; might improve violin skills
Moments:
  • Hans waited for laughs instead of immediately continuing, showing maturity
  • Punch pad gag with Jim Norton produced perfect timing and sound effect
2

Kojak

Set: Kojak delivered a catchphrase-heavy set built entirely around 'I'm black and I'm gay,' covering relationships, sexual acts, and racial identity with explicit material. The set was repetitive but confident.

Interview: Kojak revealed he's from Philadelphia, has been doing stand-up for a year, works as a waiter, and is in a relationship with a Puerto Rican boyfriend. Tony and the panel engaged in extended banter about anatomy, circumcision, and his sexual preferences.

Bits:
  • Black and gay means white boyfriend brings macaroni salad to cookout
  • Gets reparations from swallowing unborn white children, white privilege tastes good
  • After shooting boyfriend's mouth, yells Kobe then helicopters dick
Moments:
  • Extended discussion of circumcision, with Tony making deli/pepperoni metaphors
  • D Madness visibly angry about AIDS cure discussion, refusal to engage
3

Alex Hamptman

Set: Alex opened with a bit about bird watchers being perverts, then discussed an awkward encounter with an 85-year-old woman on a plane trying to get him into the lavatory. The set showed promise but needed stronger openings.

Interview: Tony provided coaching on joke structure, suggesting the punchline about bird watchers should open the bit. Alex revealed he flew from Oregon on three flights using miles, broke up with his girlfriend of four years, and grew up in a transcendental meditation cult in Iowa.

Bits:
  • Bird watchers are just perverts on their best behavior
  • 85-year-old woman wanted Mile High Club, but she was unstable structure
  • Meditation cult in Iowa made everyone bland, vegetarian, same direction houses
Moments:
  • Tony provided coaching on joke structure and opening strategy
  • Extended discussion of cult upbringing and transcendental meditation school
4

Janice Min

Set: Janice opened with a joke about her religious mother's reaction to homosexuality, then pivoted to a hemorrhoid joke involving spitting. Her set was self-deprecating and observational with strong comedic timing.

Interview: Janice revealed she's Red Band's girlfriend of over seven years, has been watching Kill Tony that long, and just quit her job. Tony explored their relationship, her interests in crafting, and challenged her to perform again next week as a regular.

Bits:
  • Mom asks if she was gay: would stuff her back in womb and redo
  • Hemorrhoids require spitting when using public restroom one-ply paper
  • Spitting on hemorrhoids makes mouth water every time at restroom
Moments:
  • Red Band's girlfriend pulled from bucket after seven years of trying
  • Janice challenged to become regular, competing against Hans Kim next week
  • Red Band visibly embarrassed during discussion of their sex life
5

Tristan Bowling

Set: Tristan opened with dark suicide material, discussing a morbid Halloween scenario and his own past suicide attempt. The set was tonally consistent and darkly comedic with strong comedic instincts.

Interview: Tristan revealed he's 25, moved from Phoenix to New York eight months ago, struggles with depression, has eaten many hot dogs, and attempted suicide via overdose after a public breakup. He detailed hospitalization and a disturbing incident with a roommate named Rakesh in the psych ward.

Bits:
  • Halloween suicide with candy in lap, people think decorations are great
  • Eating hot dogs daily changes mood; doesn't eat bread so must be gay
  • Podcast called Final Stop about best places to jump in New York
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner from five years ago, now living in New York
  • Detailed account of suicide attempt via pill overdose as teenager
  • Extended discussion of psych ward experience and attempted sexual assault by roommate
6

Riel Silva

Set: Riel opened with observations about health, COVID, and dating apps in Austin. Material included jokes about pierced nipples tasting like loose change and Target as a dating venue. The set showed promise but felt unfocused.

Interview: Riel revealed he works in environmental health and safety, flew C-130s in the Air Force, is Brazilian-Portuguese, formerly shot archery professionally, and has been on numerous failed third dates in Austin. The interview became contentious when Tony suggested his dating complaint was that women didn't like him.

Bits:
  • Future doctors ate Tide pods; our health is in our own hands
  • COVID made everything taste like pierced nipples with loose change
  • Target better dating venue because girls already there buying things
Moments:
  • Crowd member stood up and walked out during interview
  • Tony exposed Riel's dating complaints as deflection from rejection
  • Brazilian Real currency pun went unrecognized by Riel
7

Ty Marion

Set: Ty opened with a fake gay joke, then discussed attraction to black women and black socks. Material included a cat joke with thumb insertion, and ended with a KKK leader death joke. Three months in, showed strong comedic instincts.

Interview: Ty revealed he's been doing comedy for three months, works as a personal shopper for elderly people, is part Native American, creates TikTok jingles, and went viral for an HEB post mocking Dallas Cowboys fans during Pride Month.

Bits:
  • Being vegan makes you gay; joke fakeout about sucking dick
  • Scratching cat from neck to tail causes eyes to bulge; thumb in ass
  • KKK leader dies at 77; everything is black for him now
Moments:
  • Ty created viral TikTok post with 400k views mocking Cowboys/Pride Month
  • Jim Norton appreciated Ty's commitment to segue-less joke delivery
8

Laura Ortiz

Set: Laura opened with hot women joke, discussed stomach problems and dog dating rumors, therapy for her dog's anxiety, and a dark joke about stolen bikes/children. Self-deprecating and relatable throughout.

Interview: Laura revealed she's been doing stand-up on and off since 2017, works as a busser at night, went to college for graphic design, quit a barista job due to anxiety, and is being tested for autism. The interview culminated with Brian Redban offering her a day job at Sunset Strip Comedy Club.

Bits:
  • Hot women have stomach problems; guys want to fuck her dog instead
  • Dog has separation anxiety like her; tears apartment, shits hallway
  • Kid's bike on road: either stolen from child or child stolen from bike
Moments:
  • Brian Redban offers Laura job at Sunset Strip Comedy Club on stage
  • Tony suggests Laura is autistic based on life choices, Laura owns it
  • Discussion of Laura's anxiety from controlling parents and therapy
9

Joel Runyon

Set: Joel opened with a joke about Bumble app being worst video game, then pivoted to dating app jokes about filters, boundaries, and photos of boats/jets with bad interpretations. Tighter set than his previous appearance.

Interview: Joel revealed he's been doing comedy for two and a half to three years, runs a performance supplement company called Impossible, is being sued by Impossible Foods, does ice baths, lives in Austin but moved from Chicago and San Diego.

Bits:
  • Bumble is worst video game; swiping all the way ends in disappointment
  • Women put filtered photos thinking great skin; men see future insecurity
  • Photos of jets: women think adventurous; men think who fucks that has jet
Moments:
  • Joel's company being sued by Impossible Foods over trademark
  • Discussion of legal battle and trademark dispute with Impossible Foods