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Laura Ortiz

🎤 1 appearanceFirst: July 17, 2023

Laura Ortiz has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #622 Bucket Pull · July 17, 2023

Laura opened with hot women joke, discussed stomach problems and dog dating rumors, therapy for her dog's anxiety, and a dark joke about stolen bikes/children. Self-deprecating and relatable throughout.

  • Hot women have stomach problems; guys want to fuck her dog instead
  • Dog has separation anxiety like her; tears apartment, shits hallway
  • Kid's bike on road: either stolen from child or child stolen from bike