Kill Tony #583 — Tim Dillon, Amy Schumer

Set: Hans compared skinny women to boys and thick women to fat men, discussed his moped purchase, and mentioned trying to pick up chicks on it.

Interview: Hans revealed he's into dudes, has a moped, took his girlfriend to Eddie V's steakhouse for $150, and attended a G-Eazy concert.

Set: Matt performed as a sad clown complaining about modern comedy, tick-tock dances, and his mixed-race clown family including a non-clown wife and half-clown child.

Interview: Matt is a student studying business who works as a writing tutor. He played college football at University of Incarnate Word (claiming D1 status), and performed the clown bit after testing it the night before.

Set: Daniel joked about hooking up with a Miss Texas finalist on his first night, typing 'analysis' quickly in case he dies, and Princess Charlotte's unrealistic Disney expectations.

Interview: Daniel is a lawyer from Swansea, Wales who collects antiques, bikes, and has lavender jam in his fridge. He attended Tony's London O2 show and prefers 'bad bitches' romantically.

Set: Scott made political jokes comparing Biden to weed sniffing and the two-party system to choosing between two registered sex offenders for trick-or-treating supervision.

Interview: Scott moved from Virginia to Austin 1.5 years ago and works at Vulcan Gas Company. He lives with a church Facebook group friend and doses people with mushrooms. Claims not to sell drugs but offers mysterious services.

Set: Jessie discussed looking like security, being grateful for life, noticing his mom is sexually satisfied, observing friends succeeding in various ways, and wishing he was Black.

Interview: Jessie is 30 years old from Evansville Indiana visiting to train and teach Jiu Jitsu. He refurbishes copper rods, is single, and described himself as half-Mexican with the head shape of a fighter.

Set: David joked about mothers being damaged goods, compared them to open-box sales at Best Buy, discussed having two kids he's not involved with, and claimed absent fathers build character.

Interview: David dressed as Julius Caesar received extensive roasting from panel about his appearance, outfit, wig, and various physical attributes. Amy praised his set material significantly.

Set: Nick joked about company trucks and lack of responsibility, compared to watching someone else's baby, and made jokes about drug-tested babies with cocaine.

Interview: Nick is 27, born and raised in Austin, working as a natural gas technician. He does ketamine therapy, picked up a homeless woman at 19, and has a Black best friend Joshua from high school.

Set: Robert made abortion jokes about shooting blanks (Alec Baldwin reference), pro-choice rally anecdotes, and credit card company marketing opportunities for abortions.

Interview: Robert is from Dallas, moved to Austin a year ago, works in software engineering. He's been in a serious relationship for 10 years but currently single, lacks confidence, and wears Calvin Klein underwear.

Set: Chewie joked about tattooed women, licking tattoos, getting Chinese prison tattoos, and tattooing almond and two percent milk on his man boobs.

Interview: Chewie is an electrician in West Texas oil fields, has a Chevy Silverado personal truck and F-250 work truck, identifies as Texican, and appeared on show previously.

Set: Chloe discussed dating a comedian who broke up citing her autism, making controversial jokes about autism, Black community, and train porn while identifying as autistic meth head Nazi.

Interview: Chloe is 25, autistic, works as a nanny, does digital art and music/drums. Her ex-boyfriend (a comedian performing 7-8 years) broke up after 6 months, and she paid him for sex once.