Scott Wharton
Scott Wharton has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Scott made political jokes comparing Biden to weed sniffing and the two-party system to choosing between two registered sex offenders for trick-or-treating supervision.
- Biden sniffs kids like he sniffs weed
- Two-party system like choosing sex offenders for trick-or-treat
Virginia weed seller and former crack addict with surreal jokes about his dog eating LSD and numerology. Clean 3 years, set was comedically strong with absurdist wordplay and genuine laughs.
- My dog ate my LSD and questioned metaphysical dog theology.
- K-9 is eleventh letter, so that's 9/11. George Bush wrote this joke.