Bobby Johnson
Bobby Johnson has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Bobby joked about Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 proving anyone can do anything, naming his baby 'OJ,' and opening an animal abuse shelter in the woods.
- Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 proves you can do anything in America.
- Wants to name baby OJ so he can scream 'the juice is loose' during labor.
Bobby discusses being invited to Joel Osteen's spaghetti dinner/cockfighting tournament, buying his baby mama Jordans so she can jump to conclusions, and mentions People Magazine article about his solar-powered abortion clinic running on 'conservative energy.'
- Invited to Joel Osteen spaghetti dinner slash cockfighting tournament, sign of moving up socially.
- Solar-powered abortion clinic runs on conservative energy, absurdist political humor.
Bobby performs wordplay-heavy jokes about opening a Lion King themed strip club called Hakuna Matatas, his dog being single, managing a chicken-themed brothel, and downloading a PGA Tour app while drunk.
- Opened Lion King themed strip club called Hakuna Matatas; dog single, no husky.
- Use toy phone to call Craigslist hookers to Fisher Price the numbers.
Bobby performs jokes about sex changes in Montana, Subaru love, and The Last Exorcism sequels, with stage presence and good timing.
- Montana sex changes called reverse cowgirls instead of sex changes.
- Friend asked what is love, answered Subaru commercial tagline.