Thomas Siska
Thomas Siska has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Thomas performed edgy material about girlfriend traumatized by special needs student at HEB, used slur multiple times, made gay mafia jokes, and discussed girlfriend possibly being a magnet for disabled people.
- HEB coupon bundles are weird, eggplant with duct tape
- Girlfriend traumatized by special needs student hitting her at HEB
2-year comic who started snowplowing business after Austin ice storm. Jokes about Naked and Afraid, Kamala Harris, and climate investment. Set showed good structure and clever premise work.
- Started snowplowing in Austin after ice; Californians paid 14 for burritos.
- Kamala Harris looks like Hindu goddess Kali; condescending voice confirms it.
Thomas joked about Austin's homogeneous culture, R. Kelly comparisons, controlling girlfriends, and arguments against deplatforming R. Kelly to preserve baby-making music.
- Austin guys all look the same, want to watch you fuck their wife
- R. Kelly rules similar to mine, de-platforming erases baby-making music
- Girlfriend driving dangerously, I give her rules like a cool dad