Kiko

Kiko discusses green scooters in Austin, acting like a grown man should have a car, Christianity, and George Carlin's influence.

• Green scooters in Austin ridiculous; as grown man with car, shouldn't scoot.
• Still being Christian is like following George Carlin on TikTok; neither wants you there.

Kiko performs about his voice change from female-sounding to male after puberty, being mistaken for a woman at drive-throughs, and his Colombian heritage during narco times.

• Voice sounds like a woman at drive-thrus, gets told he has pregnancy hormones when he looks up with his 'luxurious hair.'
• Father smuggled cocaine in his stomach through JFK airport and got caught; the narco Brazilian actor is worse than real narcos.

Kiko opened with jokes about Colombians vs Mexicans, cocaine use for seven months, and a dark joke about his mother being crushed by a pallet due to cocaine use.

• Colombians like Mexicans but into hiking instead
• Did cocaine for seven months but it was too much
• Mom died when he pushed pallet of cocaine crushing her