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Kill Tony #502 — Jade Catta-Preta, Adam Ray

📅 March 22, 2021 📍 Austin, TX Antones 🎤 9 comedians

Guests: Jade Catta-Preta · Adam Ray

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Lineup

1

Leo Konopka

Set: Leo jokes about his discipline/cheat days, hiding eating from his girlfriend, being 5'8" and its correlation to suicide rates, buying pepper spray to blind assailants, and various dark topics about dating a stripper and her autistic brother.

Interview: Leo discussed selling mushrooms for work, his ex-girlfriend who is a stripper from Baltimore sending him $200/week, starting an under-the-table cleaning business for strippers, and moving to Austin to pursue stand-up full-time.

Bits:
  • Taller men hang themselves better because their feet touch the ground
  • Bought pepper spray to blind rape victims so they can't see him coming
  • Has a stripper girlfriend sending him $200/week to pursue comedy
Moments:
  • Tony appreciates the stripe-to-comedy connection, calls it the 'cycle of life'
2

Andy Harter

Set: Andy performs about being poor with negative credit score, getting calls from creditors offering settlements, and the absurdity of debt collection negotiations.

Interview: Andy discussed his multiple hustles (van reselling, furniture moving, dog sitting, surveys/focus groups), visited the Yellow Rose strip club, and Tony books him for a spot at Vulcan.

Bits:
  • Creditors offering to settle $14k debt for $9k; he's already at zero paying
Moments:
  • Tony books Andy for a five-minute spot at Vulcan on Thursday
4

Nick Nopuja

Set: Nick performs about SpongeBob coming out as gay during quarantine, the logistics of Patrick starfish anatomy, watching SpongeBob in Japanese, and starting a Christian R&B group called 'Men Into Boys.'

Interview: Nick discussed being from Las Vegas, teaching yoga and doing body work, dated a stripper/dominatrix for six months, and had side hustles involving psychedelics and guided experiences in Las Vegas.

Bits:
  • SpongeBob living in pineapple; Patrick starfish has five contact points
  • Misheard 'spectrum' as 'AT&T' internet provider
  • Starting Christian R&B group 'Men Into Boys'
Moments:
  • Nick performs Muay Thai kick and yoga inversion on stage
  • Admits to running underground psychedelic dosing operation in Las Vegas
5

Riley Gilmore

Set: Riley, 22 years old, performs about online dating via 23andMe genetics site, fights with his aunt over food/stepping on her friends, bad at talking to people, misheard 'spectrum' jokes, and his Christian R&B group 'Men Into Boys.'

Interview: Riley just moved to Austin a week and a half ago from North Carolina (Raleigh). His parents are both therapists/divorced. He drove solo in a Kia Optima seeking friendship and connection. Tony mentions booking him at Joe Rogan's new comedy club.

Bits:
  • Met girlfriend on 23andMe DNA site, confusing genetic testing with dating
  • Fights with aunt about her eating his food while he steps on her friends
Moments:
  • Tony pitches Riley to Joe Rogan for new comedy club job on live call
  • Riley's genuine desperation for friendship becomes endearing theme of interview
6

Yoni

Set: Yoni's second-ever set jokes about using barbecue sauce as lube, having a million TikTok views (gaining followers aged 10-18 with his mustache), SpaceX having more money than NASA, suggesting 'Black Hole Smell' candle to NASA, and his disappointment at being almost 40 without marriage/kids.

Interview: Yoni is half-Lithuanian, half-Israeli, works in food/barbecue community, recently got sponsored by Early Bird CBD edibles company, accidentally ate dosed sour patch kids at an underground comedy venue, and has complicated dating history with single mothers.

Bits:
  • Barbecue sauce as lube comparison, inappropriate TikTok following of minors
  • SpaceX has more money than NASA; suggests 'Black Hole Smell' candle
  • Almost 40, unmarried, no kids, same truck since 2005, pees sitting down
Moments:
  • Yoni performs Italian/Mario/Luigi physical comedy impressions
  • Accidentally dosed with THC edibles at underground venue before comedy
7

Martin Phillips

Set: Martin Phillips performs about therapy vs. Zoom comedy (only difference is people in his head), killing a baby (discussing how to search for it), a bad mother's turn situation, and references his cerebral palsy.

Interview: Martin is in Austin for spring break from DC where he substitute teaches middle school. He jumped out of a plane for his 30th birthday, started playing golf, worked as a census taker in summer, and has parents who were both teachers/contractors.

Bits:
  • Therapy vs Zoom comedy only differs in where people are
  • Someone googled 'how to kill a baby' and found his jokes
Moments:
  • Martin discusses skydiving for 30th birthday, questions about rough parachute landing
  • Tony notes Martin's perfect batting average on Kill Tony throughout his history
8

Emma Estrada

Set: Emma performs about loving Latinos and their party culture, asking women if they have kids/husbands and responding 'I don't make mistakes,' then mentioning a cousin who is a firefighter, making innuendo about parties and families.

Interview: Emma is Jewish and Spanish, has been doing comedy for one year after growing up with it in her family. Works as a substitute teacher through temp agency. She's a dancer (contemporary, hip-hop, jazz). From Los Angeles, visiting Austin for a few days.

Bits:
  • Latinos at parties have good food, dancing, and old men checking out your ass
  • Woman asks if she has kids/husband; responds 'I don't make mistakes'
Moments:
  • Emma performs impromptu contemporary hip-hop dance on stage
  • Tony books Emma for five minutes at Vulcan on Thursday
9

Ben Nielsen

Set: Ben, from Orlando, performs about the mouse wanting your money there, food trucks in fields with metal walls like junkyards, his 30th birthday, purple shoes, keeping Austin weird, and admits he has no jokes.

Interview: Ben just turned 30 and came to Austin for his birthday. He's a rapper/poet from Orlando, took mushrooms before the show (bought from Nick Nopuja on stage), works in logistics/cabinet installation, and runs a live podcast at a nightclub in Orlando.

Bits:
  • Orlando mouse wants your money, food trucks in junk yards with metal walls
  • Took acid with girl, thought souls connected; actually she just farted
Moments:
  • Ben admits taking mushrooms purchased from Nick Nopuja moments before set
  • Ben performs acapella rap verse for audience during interview
  • Ben struggles through jokes and Tony suggests he retire from stand-up