Riley Gilmore
Riley Gilmore has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Return performer who works as trash guy at venue. Set included jokes about sad ending massage, thoughts and prayers, and lasagna.
- Sad ending massage where girl defecates on chest
- Thoughts and prayers phrase analysis and lasagna
Riley discusses seeing a camel and looking at its toe, jokes about camel toe being disgusting, mentions fighting someone in a wheelchair who claimed to be armed, discusses astrology being discriminatory.
- Camel toe not attractive despite people saying it is, it's disgusting and covered in shit.
- Fought guy in wheelchair, he said he was armed and I said I'm lagged.
Self-deprecating humor about looking like racist middle schooler, gay dream about vaping, morgue worker deadpan joke, Mediterranean food, and Boy Scouts pedophile epidemic.
- Looks like racist middle schooler, had gay dream about mom not letting him vape.
- Talked to morgue worker about necrophilia, he said 'deadass'.
- 3000+ sexual predators in Boy Scouts, they earned predator ID badge and kiss on lips.
Riley, 22 years old, performs about online dating via 23andMe genetics site, fights with his aunt over food/stepping on her friends, bad at talking to people, misheard 'spectrum' jokes, and his Christian R&B group 'Men Into Boys.'
- Met girlfriend on 23andMe DNA site, confusing genetic testing with dating
- Fights with aunt about her eating his food while he steps on her friends