Kill Tony #503 — Deric Poston
Guests: Deric Poston
Lineup
Set: Set about premature ejaculation, Asian stereotypes, and family treatment. Jokes about dating women and comparing Asian people to white people.
Interview: Hans discussed his 8 years of standup, moving from Seattle to New York, mechanical engineering degree, living in a van for 3 years, and was booked for a show at Van Gas Company during the interview.
- Premature ejaculator joke about timing and self-pleasure maturity
- Asian women bragging about sexiness when they look the same as Asian men
- Dogs eaten in Asia vs family treatment, cultural difference joke
- Tony praised Hans' joke writing and experience, booked him for a real show on the spot
- Hans discussed his Twitter handle DJ Hans Kim despite not being a DJ
Set: Set about chicken restaurants (Popeyes, Chick-fil-A, Church's, Bush's) and their unique characteristics and service styles.
Interview: Dean is 27, from Alpine/Florence/South Texas, worked power lines 9 years before quitting January for comedy, has 1.5 year mullet, rode bulls, has missing pinky from age 18, runs bulls in Spain, dating someone casually.
- Popeyes doesn't care, gets you chicken without conversation
- Church's Chicken where black ladies call you baby for serotonin
- Bush's Chicken treats you like family, knows all the Bushes
- Dean revealed he's missing a pinky, got it chopped off at 18, still has nail
- Discussed watching a guy blow up from electrocution working power lines
- Rode bulls after high school, got thrown 20 feet into gate by bull
Set: Joke about growing up popular while sister was obese; people asking if he'd date her; him saying he'd do it as family man; only 34 seconds.
Interview: Maximilian is 25, originally from NYC/San Diego, back to NYC, met girlfriend at comedy show in San Diego who told him he was terrible but cute, she's a doctor.
- Grew up popular while sister was fat, people wanted to date her
- Deric Poston revealed he let Maximilian sleep on his couch when he was homeless
- Discussion of running with bulls in Spain, mistaken for Black Lives Matter reference
Set: Jokes about moving to Austin, not caring about cocaine smell, blaming Joe Rogan for homelessness, stopping porn after getting aroused by choking incident.
Interview: Leo from Baltimore, 3-year standup (since April 17), sells weed and mushrooms, on probation for DUI from drinking with Chris O'Connor and Shane Gillis, ex-girlfriend stripper sent him $200/week.
- Joe Rogan blamed for Austin homeless crisis, they all intermittent fast
- Stopped watching porn when aroused by girlfriend choking on mozzarella stick
- Gave her Heimlich while pulling hair, added marinara sauce
- Leo admitted to selling mushrooms and weed, gave price breakdown on air
- Confessed to DUI probation, dropped names of Shane Gillis and Chris O'Connor
Set: Don't date single moms; jokes about her son wearing his clothes; if men disappeared women would die in 2 years due to arguing; only agree on rape accusations.
Interview: David discussed new wardrobe, moving to the Domain in May, being co-workers with Deric at Comedy Store door, comparing first cars, and his daughter wanting to be comedian.
- Spent night at single mom's, her son wore his clothes to school
- If men disappeared women die in 2 years, only agree on rape
- Women wouldn't be Navy Seals because they'd argue about uniforms
- David revealed he and Deric were co-workers at Comedy Store door
- Discussed first cars and parenting backgrounds
Ben Buck
Set: Beatboxing performance with sound effects and crowd participation, no traditional jokes.
Interview: Ben is Anton's security guard, beatboxer, smokes 16 cigarettes daily, father is Mike Buck who played drums for Fabulous Thunderbirds since 1975.
- Ben demonstrated incredible beatboxing abilities multiple times during set and interview
- Revealed father is famous drummer from Fabulous Thunderbirds
- Tony discussed how he works security at Anton's, easily penetrable venue
Agabar
Set: Jokes about fishing at Back Page lake and catching hookers, two foreskins for protection, first sex experience with girl calling him Meathead Tony, dad snores while jerking off.
Interview: Agabar from San Diego, 3.5 years standup, surfer, works at Finley's Barber Shop, had circumcision in Egypt at 26, David Lucas came out to roast him.
- Fishing at Back Page lake, only caught hookers instead of fish
- Two inches of foreskin protecting like condom, naturally protected
- First sex girl called him Meathead Tony, disappointment
- David Lucas came on stage to roast Agabar during his interview
- Extended roasting session between Agabar and multiple comedians
- Agabar mentioned living in Egypt 3.5 years, had circumcision there
Set: Sports movies essay assignments after watching them; jokes about racism in Remember the Titans, Coach Carter, etc.; how movies made him write essays.
Interview: Nick from Rhode Island, 1.5 years standup, works Chicago Tribune digital marketing, moving to Austin in May, interviews people on street for content.
- Sports movies have essay writing assignments, dad wanted him to think like athlete
- All sports movies are about racism: Coach Carter, Remember the Titans
- Tony advised against taking date to outdoor open mic/theater show
- Discussed father being Ron Jeremy, went to all-guys Catholic school
Set: Matched with full-time magician Magic Mark on Tinder; he said he only wants casual; she jokes magic is gaslighting; blowjob joke about checking behind ear.
Interview: Gina from Western Mass, 1-year standup, lost job pre-COVID, back in New York now, behavioral neuroscience degree, spent $20k on breast augmentation.
- Matched magician Mark who said casual only, she jokes about assumptions
- Magic is gaslighting with eyeliner, she's still going to date him
- Blowjob joke: he checks behind ear if she finished
- Revealed $20k breast augmentation, went with saline for safety
- Discussed neuroscience degree and giving it up for comedy and implants
- Admitted to currently dating the magician from her jokes
Chewie
Set: Dreams of opening nightclub with wagon-shaped porch entrance; 12 steps up wagon, 13th step is the club interior; planned expansion to another club.
Interview: No interview conducted; set ran into time limit and episode ended.
- Nightclub entrance via wagon with 12 steps, 13th step to get inside
- Tony mentioned Chewie drives 4-5 hours every Monday to sign up
- Set interrupted by time limit, no interview conducted