Kill Tony #503 — Deric Poston
Guests: Deric Poston
Lineup
Set: Set about premature ejaculation, Asian stereotypes, and family treatment. Jokes about dating women and comparing Asian people to white people.
Interview: Hans discussed his 8 years of standup, moving from Seattle to New York, mechanical engineering degree, living in a van for 3 years, and was booked for a show at Van Gas Company during the interview.
- Premature ejaculator joke about timing and self-pleasure maturity
- Asian women bragging about sexiness when they look the same as Asian men
- Dogs eaten in Asia vs family treatment, cultural difference joke
- Tony praised Hans' joke writing and experience, booked him for a real show on the spot
- Hans discussed his Twitter handle DJ Hans Kim despite not being a DJ
Set: Set about chicken restaurants (Popeyes, Chick-fil-A, Church's, Bush's) and their unique characteristics and service styles.
Interview: Dean is 27, from Alpine/Florence/South Texas, worked power lines 9 years before quitting January for comedy, has 1.5 year mullet, rode bulls, has missing pinky from age 18, runs bulls in Spain, dating someone casually.
- Popeyes doesn't care, gets you chicken without conversation
- Church's Chicken where black ladies call you baby for serotonin
- Bush's Chicken treats you like family, knows all the Bushes
- Dean revealed he's missing a pinky, got it chopped off at 18, still has nail
- Discussed watching a guy blow up from electrocution working power lines
- Rode bulls after high school, got thrown 20 feet into gate by bull
Set: Joke about growing up popular while sister was obese; people asking if he'd date her; him saying he'd do it as family man; only 34 seconds.
Interview: Maximilian is 25, originally from NYC/San Diego, back to NYC, met girlfriend at comedy show in San Diego who told him he was terrible but cute, she's a doctor.
- Grew up popular while sister was fat, people wanted to date her
- Deric Poston revealed he let Maximilian sleep on his couch when he was homeless
- Discussion of running with bulls in Spain, mistaken for Black Lives Matter reference
Set: Jokes about moving to Austin, not caring about cocaine smell, blaming Joe Rogan for homelessness, stopping porn after getting aroused by choking incident.
Interview: Leo from Baltimore, 3-year standup (since April 17), sells weed and mushrooms, on probation for DUI from drinking with Chris O'Connor and Shane Gillis, ex-girlfriend stripper sent him $200/week.
- Joe Rogan blamed for Austin homeless crisis, they all intermittent fast
- Stopped watching porn when aroused by girlfriend choking on mozzarella stick
- Gave her Heimlich while pulling hair, added marinara sauce
- Leo admitted to selling mushrooms and weed, gave price breakdown on air
- Confessed to DUI probation, dropped names of Shane Gillis and Chris O'Connor
Set: Don't date single moms; jokes about her son wearing his clothes; if men disappeared women would die in 2 years due to arguing; only agree on rape accusations.
Interview: David discussed new wardrobe, moving to the Domain in May, being co-workers with Deric at Comedy Store door, comparing first cars, and his daughter wanting to be comedian.
- Spent night at single mom's, her son wore his clothes to school
- If men disappeared women die in 2 years, only agree on rape
- Women wouldn't be Navy Seals because they'd argue about uniforms
- David revealed he and Deric were co-workers at Comedy Store door
- Discussed first cars and parenting backgrounds
Ben Buck
Set: Beatboxing performance with sound effects and crowd participation, no traditional jokes.
Interview: Ben is Anton's security guard, beatboxer, smokes 16 cigarettes daily, father is Mike Buck who played drums for Fabulous Thunderbirds since 1975.
- Ben demonstrated incredible beatboxing abilities multiple times during set and interview
- Revealed father is famous drummer from Fabulous Thunderbirds
- Tony discussed how he works security at Anton's, easily penetrable venue
Agabar
Set: Jokes about fishing at Back Page lake and catching hookers, two foreskins for protection, first sex experience with girl calling him Meathead Tony, dad snores while jerking off.
Interview: Agabar from San Diego, 3.5 years standup, surfer, works at Finley's Barber Shop, had circumcision in Egypt at 26, David Lucas came out to roast him.
- Fishing at Back Page lake, only caught hookers instead of fish
- Two inches of foreskin protecting like condom, naturally protected
- First sex girl called him Meathead Tony, disappointment
- David Lucas came on stage to roast Agabar during his interview
- Extended roasting session between Agabar and multiple comedians
- Agabar mentioned living in Egypt 3.5 years, had circumcision there
Set: Sports movies essay assignments after watching them; jokes about racism in Remember the Titans, Coach Carter, etc.; how movies made him write essays.
Interview: Nick from Rhode Island, 1.5 years standup, works Chicago Tribune digital marketing, moving to Austin in May, interviews people on street for content.
- Sports movies have essay writing assignments, dad wanted him to think like athlete
- All sports movies are about racism: Coach Carter, Remember the Titans
- Tony advised against taking date to outdoor open mic/theater show
- Discussed father being Ron Jeremy, went to all-guys Catholic school
Set: Matched with full-time magician Magic Mark on Tinder; he said he only wants casual; she jokes magic is gaslighting; blowjob joke about checking behind ear.
Interview: Gina from Western Mass, 1-year standup, lost job pre-COVID, back in New York now, behavioral neuroscience degree, spent $20k on breast augmentation.
- Matched magician Mark who said casual only, she jokes about assumptions
- Magic is gaslighting with eyeliner, she's still going to date him
- Blowjob joke: he checks behind ear if she finished
- Revealed $20k breast augmentation, went with saline for safety
- Discussed neuroscience degree and giving it up for comedy and implants
- Admitted to currently dating the magician from her jokes
Chewie
Set: Dreams of opening nightclub with wagon-shaped porch entrance; 12 steps up wagon, 13th step is the club interior; planned expansion to another club.
Interview: No interview conducted; set ran into time limit and episode ended.
- Nightclub entrance via wagon with 12 steps, 13th step to get inside
- Tony mentioned Chewie drives 4-5 hours every Monday to sign up
- Set interrupted by time limit, no interview conducted
Deric Poston
Interview: Deric discussed crushing it on local Austin shows, loving Austin for food (Mexican, Thai, BBQ), doing multiple shows per night, recently moved to Austin from LA, works the door at Comedy Store.
- Tony introduced Deric as monster comedian rising through ranks, first guest appearance
- Deric handshook and complimented multiple performers throughout the show
- Revealed he let Maximilian Manticoff sleep on his couch when he was homeless