Thomas Penza
Thomas Penza has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Thomas did political commentary on Trump's bankruptcies and Kamala Harris's prosecutorial record with allegedly hidden evidence. His jokes were largely unsuccessful initially with minimal laughs.
- Trump had more successful bankruptcies than businesses
- Kamala Harris prosecutorial record includes slave labor and hidden evidence
Thomas describes buying an adjustable kettlebell at Dick's Sporting Goods without asking for help, comparing his struggle to Scooby-Doo seeing a ghost. He makes a joke comparing his back pain to Jeffrey Epstein at Chuck E Cheese.
- Bought heavy kettlebell at Dick's, looked like Scooby-Doo scared
- Back pain compared to Jeffrey Epstein after day at Chuck E Cheese