Katie Felton
Katie Felton has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Self-deprecating comedy about body type, millennial identity, and preferences. Felton compared her body to a lazy Susan and joked about not being bisexual or autistic unlike stereotypical millennials.
- Body type: lazy susan at Chinese restaurant not spinner
- Millennial checklist: no property, tech job, socialism yes
Katie delivered self-deprecating jokes about her biological clock/TikTok, her disappointing vibrator that shuts off before climax, and her Cabbage Patch kid tattoo appearance. The set focused on single female dating and aging concerns.
- Biological clock kicking in at 32; TikTok app reminds daily that eggs decay by the second.
- Vibrator completely shuts off when about to climax; boyfriend-like expectation of disappointing performance.
- Got tattoos to look older but they're flowers/bugs so looks like Cabbage Patch kid from wrong side of tracks.
Katie discusses weight gain and Tinder messages asking if she does kinky things, explaining she needs to lose weight so people know she only does missionary. She also jokes about watching documentaries and changing her life based on them.
- Gained weight so people know she only does missionary position
- Watches documentaries and changes life based on them completely