Kill Tony #548 — Joe Rogan, Freddie Gibbs, Brian Moses
Guests: Joe Rogan · Freddie Gibbs · Brian Moses
Lineup
Set: Observational comedy about smartphones, genocide history, and police violence. Kim joked about people at bus stops making eye contact while he prefers being on his phone avoiding them.
Interview: Tony questioned Kim's progressively smaller shirt, asking what it means. Kim explained he's adjusting to Texas. Discussion included Kim's makeout with a Jewish woman after the show who left mid-session.
- All worst genocides/war crimes happened before smartphones
- Need phone storage in case you witness police brutality
- Shirt progressively smaller over weeks, now sleeveless
- Facetime call to Jewish girl who left him
Set: Self-deprecating comedy about body type, millennial identity, and preferences. Felton compared her body to a lazy Susan and joked about not being bisexual or autistic unlike stereotypical millennials.
Interview: Discussion about age (33), three years comedy, job at coupon company, and relationship status. Panel made crude jokes about her body and preferences; she engaged playfully with banter about liking Black men.
- Body type: lazy susan at Chinese restaurant not spinner
- Millennial checklist: no property, tech job, socialism yes
- Freddie Gibbs dry-humping during her set after DMX song
- Tony compliments her as funnier than Amy Schumer
Set: Edgy jokes about peeing the bed during breakup, astrology humor, and relay message mishaps. Set included R. Kelly comparison and scorpio dating story.
Interview: Panel attacked his name pronunciation and Russian identity. Freddie Gibbs made R. Kelly comparisons. Discussion revealed he's Army veteran and interrogator who uses VA benefits for school.
- Girlfriend broke up over peeing bed; I aimed for mouth
- Scorpio and she was a bitch didn't work out
- Mom's message to brother became you owe me money
- Freddie Gibbs calls out panel for R. Kelly comparison hypocrisy
- Freddie mentions he has no experience (4-5 months comedy)
Set: Freddie Gibbs performs about baby mamas, white culture, and child support. Jokes about white men never having baby mamas, racial comparisons, and Dave Chappelle references.
Interview: Discussion of Rogan's past racial comments, apologies offered, reparations banter. Freddie asserts he held back anger and demanded appreciation/respect from Joe for past offensive statements.
- White guys never have baby mamas; they marry women
- Pass around hat for child support papers
- Freddie demands reparations from Joe for past offensive comments
- Freddie mentions holding back Philadelphia family from revenge
Set: Ellis performs about war anxiety, draft concerns, and military service. Jokes include not being patriotic, depression vs warfare, and cousin's medication.
Interview: Ellis discussed three-week vacation to Miami/Orlando with girlfriend and her mom. Revealed only had $70, lost 60 pounds eating one pizza daily, currently dating Jamaican girl described as sturdy.
- War coming but not me; I'm comedian not soldier
- Cousin excited for war; needs to beat depression first
- Ellis discusses real hardship of solo vacation with limited funds
- Freddie makes Fleece Johnson reference, Ellis deflects
Set: Short 54-second set with crypto/astrology joke, ex-girlfriend lesbian references, and Ellen comparison. Self-deprecating about lack of experience and dating success.
Interview: JT revealed six months comedy experience, answers emails for pizza company, lives alone in studio. Panel criticized his appearance, discussed living indoors, breakup from Kansas, and Freddie left voicemail on mother's phone.
- Crypto is astrology for tech bros in bathroom
- Two ex-girlfriends lesbian makes me above average sexually
- Joe slams Freddie for that's as good as it gets comment
- Freddie Gibbs leaves dirty voicemail on JT's mother's phone
Set: Jared performs about Taylor Swift looking like Pebbles Flintstone, party drugs, crime preferences, and new game show idea. Rapid-fire joke format with cultural references.
Interview: Jared confirmed golden ticket winner who has cashed in multiple times. Canadian performing regularly in Austin. Discussed seeing Trace of Lime band, freestyle rapping ability, and stated as globally delayed.
- Taylor Swift looks like Pebbles Flintstone from party
- Only do disorganized crime not legal drugs
- Golden ticket winner cashing in for multiple episodes
- Jared freestyles rap about killing Tony and Austin
- Panel confused by stutter disappearing during rap
Set: Liz performs about ending Black relationship, dating preferences, and men talking themselves out of attractiveness. Observational humor about dealbreakers accumulating during conversation.
Interview: Liz confirmed preference for Black men citing length/girth/swag. Panel flirted heavily; Freddie Gibbs suggested washing room encounter. Discussion of rock climbing hobby, rolled blunt skills, sexual abilities.
- Boyfriend talks himself out of being attractive gradually
- Fantasy football/flat earth theory/hairline receding dealbreakers
- Freddie Gibbs physically grinds on Liz during interview
- Sexual banter about child support and jail time
- Liz skilled at rolling blunts offered as pitch
Set: William performs high-energy set with jokes about Rick Moranis child abuse, Russia/Ukraine beanie babies, maid with pink eye, and game show concept. Fast-paced dark humor.
Interview: William and Tony just returned from Michigan weekend with four sold-out shows. Discussed terrible meals at hotel, fake continental breakfast scam, freezing green rooms, and cold weather.
- Rick Moranis fed cough syrup to child actors
- Maid has pink eye; stops licking toilet clean
- Game show: immediately give minority female prize
- William opens with 'shut the fuck up' aggressive energy
- Brian Moses brings up Mike Tyson rape during set
- William and Tony's Michigan hotel breakfast betrayal discussion