Liz Splatt
Liz Splatt has performed on Kill Tony 8 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Liz discusses being sent to fat camp despite always being her current size, being the most attractive girl there, gaining weight, and being 'prison rich' with snacks. References becoming a Twinkie.
- Sent to fat camp but always been her size; was cool/healthy fat, like avocado.
- At fat camp she was hot; chubby guys on knees treating her like princess.
- In prison she'd be rich; Twinkies rule; she was the Twinkie.
Liz performs comedy about being a 10-year cancer survivor, the difficulty of making cancer jokes, comparing cancer to being a prostitute comedian, and discusses her experience with Hodgkin's lymphoma and chemotherapy.
- Cancer survivor joke: too young to understand, too old to meet John Cena
- Compares cancer trauma to being a prostitute for a comedian
Sex-positive material comparing vagina to Venus flytrap, joke about breaking a bed during sex and boyfriend buying her a new one, sexual humor about credit cards and stoves.
- Venus flytrap comparison for vagina because men get stuck
- Broke bed during sex, boyfriend bought replacement, asked about stove
New minute about recently breaking up with Black boyfriend, comparing desire to say N-word to cocaine addiction, and observational humor about male arguments. Sharp, culturally aware material with strong structure.
- Comparing desire to say N-word to doing cocaine - both problematic and fun
- Reasons not to say N-word numbered 1-4, similar to cocaine use reasoning
- Men ask themselves questions during arguments they should be asking themselves
Liz discusses big dick energy, her appearance and pink hue, aggressive personality, vibrator arguments, couples therapy with a butt plug, and men not making her orgasm.
- Prefers 'big fuck energy' over 'big dick energy' due to appearance
- Vibrator died mid-orgasm, went to couples therapy with butt plug
- When men don't make her cum, she wishes they would die
Three consecutive abortion jokes ('dicks so good you save for abortion,' second amendment joke, babies don't like abortion). Cut set short intentionally.
- Having good sex justifies saving money for abortion
- Second amendment/cowboys reference (minimal joke detail)
- Babies don't like abortion jokes
Liz performs about ending Black relationship, dating preferences, and men talking themselves out of attractiveness. Observational humor about dealbreakers accumulating during conversation.
- Boyfriend talks himself out of being attractive gradually
- Fantasy football/flat earth theory/hairline receding dealbreakers
No set recap for this appearance.