Kill Tony #577 — Duncan Trussell
Guests: Duncan Trussell
Lineup
Set: Opening regular doing observational humor about the new Little Mermaid casting, dirty talk in relationships, and sexual prowess. Tight, well-crafted minute with strong callbacks to his established persona.
Interview: Discussed performing in arena with Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle in Columbus, meeting girlfriend at Tony's San Antonio show, and his active dating life. Revealed girlfriend anecdote about four sexual encounters in one night and living situation.
- New Little Mermaid being Black is unthreatening because water isn't their strong suit
- First Black Disney Princess comes with her own shower cap
- My idea of dirty talk is apologizing during sex
- Hans reveals he performed in Columbus arena with Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle over the weekend
- Admits to meeting girlfriend at Tony's San Antonio show, describing her as one of Tony's fans
- Claims four sexual encounters in one night lasting 15 minutes each with foreplay
Set: First-time performer bombing badly with disjointed observations about tourism in Austin, brisket, and jumping in water holes. Rambling and incoherent delivery that drew heavy roasting from Tony and panel.
Interview: Revealed he's a 47-year-old handyman from Chicago now living in Austin who has been doing construction since age 10. Disclosed he has two daughters (5 and 8), recently reunited with a 24-year-old son he didn't know about, and is in a relationship with a Venezuelan woman.
- Austin tourism comment about wanting authentic local friends who know brisket
- Jumping in holes reference making no sense contextually
- Danny admits this is his fourth time ever doing stand-up comedy
- Reveals he was recently united with a 24-year-old son he didn't know he had
- Tony and panel heavily roast his disjointed material and delivery
- Duncan pulls a tarot card (Ruin) for Danny, offering it as good luck
Set: First-ever stand-up attempt featuring absurdist, incoherent joke attempts about racism, Tiger Woods, and Larry Bird. Material made no logical sense and confounded the panel entirely.
Interview: Revealed he's a general contractor who builds homes. Speaks Spanish and Mandarin Chinese. Brought a Taiwanese audience member on stage to translate his confusing opening joke, resulting in awkward interaction.
- People ask for directions then realize they should YouTube it instead
- As a white guy he accidentally gets jobs, like being offered produce manager
- Tiger Woods has very small feet and is actually taller inside his shoes
- Matthew admits this is his very first time on stage doing stand-up
- Tony roasts the opening joke for making zero logical sense
- Tony brings Taiwanese audience member Lucy on stage to translate Matthew's incomprehensible Chinese joke setup
- Duncan offers coaching about joke structure despite Matthew's poor execution
Set: First-ever stand-up attempt about growing up in South Chicago with a violent father who bit a man's fingers off in a bar. Rambling and poorly constructed, with jokes about child abuse.
Interview: Revealed he's 29, recently moved to Austin from Chicago, works as a chef, and is in a biker gang. Mentioned his motorcycle was impounded and claims affiliation with a motorcycle club he cannot discuss.
- Dad bit a guy's fingers off in a bar over being drunk
- Child abuse is acceptable if you deserve it as a kid
- Drew admits this is his absolute first time on stage doing stand-up
- Reveals he's in a patched biker gang and cannot discuss details due to gang affiliations
- Red Band defends Drew despite poor performance, saying he should keep doing stand-up
- Duncan pulls The Devil tarot card for Drew, comparing it to the biker club he's in
- It's Drew's birthday - Tony makes birthday joke about bombing
Set: Strong new minute about trans women in sports, warning labels for fake genitalia, and crafting trans genitalia from memory foam and slime. Edgy, offensive material delivered with confidence and skill.
Interview: Discussed tour dates in Winnipeg Canada, podcasts including 'Fake News' and 'Fishing with David Lucas' with guests like Hans Kim. Engaged in extensive back-and-forth roasting with Tony about his anatomy, diabetes, and sexual prowess.
- Trans women in sports should only be allowed if under 5'8 for fairness
- Trans people should have warning labels like electrical boxes above fake genitalia
- Making homemade trans vagina from memory foam pillow and Nickelodeon slime
- Extensive roasting exchange between David and Tony about his body, anatomy, and sexual capacity
- Tony shoots quarters out of his butt - long running callback to previous bits
- David roasts Tony's gun from earlier in the show, comparing him to Kyle Rittenhouse
- Extended riff on Tony farting and astral projecting through his flatulence
- Discusses podcasts and fishing ventures with various comedians
Set: First-ever stand-up with dark humor about girlfriend wanting him at gym, calling her fatty, abortion joke, and cruel joke about his mother's body image. Edgy material that landed well with crowd.
Interview: Zach revealed he's from Blanchester (Bland-ucky), Ohio, outside Cincinnati, works delivering parts at a dealership, and was sexually abused by his cousin at age 8. First time leaving Southwest Ohio, drove from LA to Austin.
- Girlfriend got tired of gym comments, got so mad she had abortion
- Mother's body insecurity - when she asks do I look like her, finally said no
- Zach reveals he was sexually abused by his cousin at age 8 when asked about molesting
- Says therapy is for wimps when asked if he's getting help
- Admits first time ever leaving Southwest Ohio, traveled to LA then Austin
- Father figures out he was on the show - fake phone call from 'cousin'
- Tony praises his dark abortion joke as genuinely good comedic structure
Set: Fourth-ever stand-up set about being adopted, emotional trauma vs. abortion, Italian Thanksgiving traditions, and avoiding therapy. Self-aware dark humor about family and identity with strong comedic instincts.
Interview: Connor is 29, adopted at one week old, works for nonprofit helping veterans get into college, served in Navy stationed on Guam, was college mascot (Red Hawk) and does motorcycle tinkering. Taking LSAT and seen UFOs.
- Being adopted only marginally better than being aborted
- Finding biological parents online like ordering emotional trauma on Amazon
- Italian mom's Thanksgiving slaps, won't give it up for emotional closure
- Connor reveals he was adopted at one week old and grew up in New Jersey near Sopranos filming location
- Discusses Navy service on Guam, witnessed unexplained phenomena from night shifts
- Reveals he was college mascot (Red Hawk) at Montclair State and twerked in competition
- Connor performs twerk dance in mascot suit on stage, Tony brings out fake 'parents'
- Currently taking LSAT, tinkering with motorcycles, crippling depression inheritance
Set: New minute about recently breaking up with Black boyfriend, comparing desire to say N-word to cocaine addiction, and observational humor about male arguments. Sharp, culturally aware material with strong structure.
Interview: Discussed recent week in Chicago doing shows with best friend Joanna, started new job wearing dress to work with Spanx, living with two male comedians and roommate drama including note about bread storage. Celibate currently.
- Comparing desire to say N-word to doing cocaine - both problematic and fun
- Reasons not to say N-word numbered 1-4, similar to cocaine use reasoning
- Men ask themselves questions during arguments they should be asking themselves
- Liz makes N-word joke, Tony references NDA signed earlier to protect her
- Roommate drama - male roommate left note about Liz defending another roommate from bullying
- Bread storage debate erupts - Liz keeps bread in fridge, Tony confronts about this being unhealthy
- Tony aggressively roasts Liz's refrigerator bread storage as sign of weight issues
- Lucy (Taiwanese audience member) confirms she keeps bread in fridge, crowd dynamic shifts
Set: Strong minute of news-based jokes about Beyond Meat CEO eating meat after accident, hurricane Puerto Rico, Red Band's mom on diet pills, Alex Jones, and Ricky Martin. Rapid-fire topical material with strong callbacks.
Interview: William revealed he brought loaded 9mm Glock on stage, bullies Red Band and others on road, pushes Duncan down escalators, hunts for gold with metal detector on beaches at night, and plays balloon-popping game obsessively.
- Beyond Meat CEO bit off after car accident, proving nose meat beats Beyond Meat
- Red Band's mom discovering vodka and diet pills, devastating blackout reference
- Alex Jones unhinged, questioning frog sexuality is mild compared
- Ricky Martin made 12-year-old nephew strip and dance in rain then assaulted
- William reveals he brought actual loaded 9mm Glock to stage to intimidate Red Band after green room threat
- Confesses to bullying behavior including pushing Duncan down escalator at San Diego mall
- Claims to be strangling people with belt as calling card and shooting them in right palm
- William admits he's lost driver's license 7 years ago, been riding dirty with no valid ID
- Reveals obsession with Balloon Tower Defense 6 game, claims over 1 billion balloons popped
- Claims to be hunting for gold with metal detector on beaches, sleeping in tent with sand spiders