Kill Tony #578 — Dave Attell, Greg Fitzsimmons, Ian Fidance

Set: Hans opens with Martha's Vineyard joke and talks about dating a white woman, comparing her appearance to a Japanese flag with nipples.

Interview: Tony and panel ask about his relationship with girlfriend in San Antonio, discuss phone sex and long-distance dynamics, panel members share impressions.

Set: Isabella discusses legalization of weed in Texas, conspiracy theory about Plan B, getting cheated on by a guy she pegged, and observations about older men with young girlfriends.

Interview: Isabella reveals she works at East Austin Comedy Club and dances at the Red Rose, discusses Plan B usage frequency (once every four months), addresses her stage name.

Set: Cody talks about his father losing his driver's license for DUI and losing parental authority, using jokes about his father having to bike to liquor store.

Interview: Cody reveals he's been doing stand-up for 3.5 years, originally from Wakefield Boston, works for US Postal Service in Austin wearing compression tights.

Interview: Nick appears briefly, tells Tony that Pawn Stars guest left early and that he (Nick) had to go too.

Set: Casey performs about Russians fleeing mobilization, calling them wussies for not wanting war, contrasting Russian propaganda with actual behavior.

Interview: Casey reveals it's his Kill Tony debut after one year of stand-up, moved from Utah to Austin in March following UCLA rejection, drives Lyft.

Set: David performs about Jeffrey Dahmer series, making jokes about gay culture, serial killers, and how cops returned a victim to Dahmer despite obvious signs.

Interview: Extensive roasting between Tony and David about appearance, sexuality, clothing. David discusses touring to Winnipeg in negative temperatures.

Set: Alexa performs about purse theft in Austin, fanny pack for protection, conspiracy about Plan B and abortion laws, and jokes about pegging.

Interview: Alexa discusses living in trap house with cats during college, moved from Seattle to Michigan, dating a woman, bisexuality spectrum.

Set: Anthony performs about Mexican-American identity, border control hypocrisy, and extended SpongeBob SquarePants material claiming it's actually a Mexican cartoon.

Interview: Anthony reveals he started comedy in January, lost his mom over a year ago, works in investment banking, from Chicago, in long-distance relationship.

Set: Michael performs nearly silent set with only facial expressions and physical comedy, receiving standing ovation from audience purely based on appearance.

Interview: Michael speaks only one word 'good' during four-minute interview. Panel discusses his appearance and inability to speak.

Set: Liam, 21 years old, performs about having baby teeth, clergy jokes, looking for shooters at airport and accidentally yelling at turbaned man.

Interview: Liam reveals he's been doing comedy 1.5 months since moving to Austin, works at Sam's Club kiosk, from Syracuse New York.

Set: William performs strong close with multiple minutes about Rosh Hashanah, abortion documentaries, NCIS pronunciation, Roger Waters/Pink Floyd, and cousin incest.

Interview: William discusses new manager booking him on David Letterman show (which no longer exists), found Cracker Barrel shirt, addresses eBay addiction.