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Gary Falcon

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: September 26, 2022Latest: July 29, 2024 Golden Ticket

Gary Falcon has performed on Kill Tony 2 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #675 Bucket Pull · July 29, 2024

Observational humor about appearances, bodily functions at bars, and shock value jokes about pregnancy announcements and bathroom pickup lines.

  • Farts at bar smell like semen; questions who did it
  • Woman asks where bathroom is, responds with mouth pickup line
  • Fake pregnancy announcement, corrects to abortion for shock
Kill Tony #578 Bucket Pull · September 26, 2022 · golden ticket

Gary Falcon makes his Kill Tony debut with jokes about being in Kiev, AIDS, pulling dick out at urinals, and self-deprecating appearance humor.

  • Good to be here on Real Housewives of Kiev
  • How soon you pull dick out at urinal determines manhood