Kill Tony #576 — Josh Wolf, Mike Feeney

Set: Hans discusses his transformation from living in a van to wearing Balenciaga shoes, jokes about not being racist despite confusing Black individuals, and references getting Danny Brown's expensive shoes.

Interview: Hans discusses his Balenciaga shoes from Danny Brown, his parents in San Francisco, and his relationship with them—revealing they primarily exchange practical information rather than emotional support.

Set: Chicho's first-ever stand-up set about a hometown tattoo artist who tattooed an armoire (misspelled as 'armoire') on his girlfriend's belly, leading to IKEA jokes and comments about the guy designing a baby shower invitation with 'bye bye baby' implying he won't stick around.

Interview: Chicho reveals he's 29, from New York, in Austin since Saturday, an HR manager, and brought a notebook to his first-ever set. He participates in the Mexican drum-off competition, defeating the reigning champion Michael Gonzalez.

Set: David delivers a politically charged set about BLM (Black Lives Matter Incorporated), claiming only purple-haired Trader Joe's managers donate to it, jokes about the organization never hosting a cookout, and makes crude observations about politics and Black culture.

Interview: David and Tony engage in extensive mutual roasting involving crude jokes about Tony's body (titties, asshole, sleep apnea), David's appearance, and their long history of exchanging insults. Tony describes their roast exchanges as unprecedented in podcast history.

Set: Eric does observational comedy about not seeing color (only seeing blues), questions the word 'impeccable' coming from birds, loves dates and wants to call them 'going steadies,' jokes about being a 'one g bagger' instead of one-liner comedian.

Interview: Eric reveals he's been in Austin a year, previously in Dallas, interested in real estate and energy optimization. Discloses he has Airbnb hostels, traveled to Peru, survived a near-death experience involving OxyContin and alcohol in Guatemala, and attributes his survival to God or a Guatemalan mandarin orange.

Set: Jack does eight-month-old material about long-distance relationships, FaceTime vs. 'pussy time,' gas prices post-Russia-Ukraine invasion (joking about sucking dick for gas), Biden stickers at glory holes, and a Holocaust joke about minute-long silences.

Interview: Jack is 26, from Columbus Ohio suburbs (Westerville/Powell area), bartends for 4 years, trains in jujitsu at Tenth Planet, recently ended a long-distance relationship with a girl 6 years older from Ohio. Had a hookup in Texas with a Latina woman who did a hit-and-run on the way to his place.

Set: Cassidy's first-ever stand-up set about hating Kia Souls, not wanting kids (recounts killing her goldfish as a child by holding it to the window to 'tan it'), makes observations about her personality and cannabis testing work.

Interview: Cassidy works in cannabis laboratory testing at dispensaries, is from Tennessee and lives in Phoenix, identifies as ginger (claims sensitivity to cold), does yoga, gets drunk and kayaks/climbs mountains. Reveals previous work as a stripper with nickname 'Cinnamon,' discusses embarrassing relationship where hookup was also with another man's partner.

Set: William delivers hard-hitting dark comedy about 9 migrants dying in Rio Grande (Red Band guard reference), watching The Godfather for the first time, The Little Mermaid remake with OJ Simpson as Prince Eric, Queen Elizabeth's death and Prince Andrew scandals.

Interview: William discusses bringing a cricket to scare Red Band, recent West Palm Beach shows with Hans Kim, claimed 'abduction and murder' of a young couple (joking), weight loss of approximately 60-70 pounds from previous ~260 lbs, jujitsu training, StairMaster workouts, crock pot cooking, and previous appearances on Josh Wolfe's podcast while on cocaine and wearing a neck brace.