Ellis Aych

Ellis discusses his cousin falling for a roughneck ex-convict, his own ex wanting him to be tougher, and contrasts his theater background with her criminal boyfriend's prison time.

• Cousin fell for roughneck fresh out of pen, he beat her as expected
• Ex wanted him tough, her ex was in MS-13, he's a theater major
• He was in Othello doing community theater, her ex in community service

Set about Black parenting practices (hitting children), discusses barber shop anecdote about autistic child, jokes about 'Autism Speaks' becoming 'Autism Beats,' compares with white parents' therapeutic approaches like timeouts and therapy.

• Black people need to stop hitting kids; autistic kid doesn't need beating, needs understanding.
• Autism Speaks becomes Autism Beats; organizations would need new platforms for beatings.
• White parents say 'use your words' while kid growls; white people crying about timeouts.

Ellis Aych performed a minute about his toxic brother, their childhood rivalry over a girl, his brother's insults about other comedians (David Lucas, William Montgomery, Hans Kim), and unpaid debts.

• Brother escalated argument over fruit snacks saying 'I hope you die'
• Brother cockblocks with confidential information during conversation

Jokes about women's strength during childbirth, ugly babies, missing mothers, and gendered differences. Strong setup-punch structure with edgy observations about gender and motherhood.

• Ain't nothing stronger than woman with full belly, women indestructible
• Mother doesn't know her baby ugly, showed baby to people
• Woman at work said baby looked like angel, actually looked like Morgan Freeman

Jokes about looking like discount ice cream, haters messaging him in daytime only, quitting acting due to insulting agent submissions (being told 'potentially on the spectrum', 'conventionally unattractive').

• Looks like ice cream ordered off Wish, doesn't need strangers pointing it out
• Agent only messages during daytime, wants him to die before bedtime

Ellis performs about MLK and interracial pornography, getting older and losing teeth, inability to chew steak at Texas Roadhouse without teeth.

• MLK would be excited about interracial porn more than Obama
• No teeth, will struggle eating steak at Texas Roadhouse

Ellis discusses getting older and not wanting road head, jokes about ex with bad anxiety and her service dog needing its own service dog.

• Road head dangerous when girlfriend swerves through school zones
• Ex's anxiety so bad her service dog needed its own service dog

Ellis discusses tired of COVID constantly mutating, jokes about laughter not being real medicine, references needing Optimus Prime for the vaccine situation, and overall frustration with pandemic.

• Laughter best medicine doesn't work at hospitals
• COVID mutating like gang member Optimus Prime vaccine needed

Ellis performs about war anxiety, draft concerns, and military service. Jokes include not being patriotic, depression vs warfare, and cousin's medication.

• War coming but not me; I'm comedian not soldier
• Cousin excited for war; needs to beat depression first

Ellis performed energetic comedy about older men pursuing younger women, Viagra and heart attacks, and dying with an erection. His set was enthusiastic but Tony noted he should hold the microphone closer to his mouth.

• Older men at work want to clap younger women's cheeks with prejudice
• Viagra lasts six hours, fear of dying mid-intercourse

Ellis discusses social media and how it connects you to everyone you know, using his mother's overly poetic birthday message and friends' crude comments as examples.

• Mother comments 'he's allergic to nuts' on birthday post about birthday nut

Ellis makes jokes about lying to ex-girlfriend about being thick, realizes he's the thick one, prayed for fat butt but got it himself instead, discusses specificity in prayers.

• Lied to thick ex saying she was thick when he was the thick one
• Prayed for fat butt in high school, got it on himself instead
• Must be specific praying or Lord sends 'special' person with helmet no bike

Ellis performs as new backup regular, covers autism diagnosis, autistic vs artistic confusion, fighting coworkers, MLK shout out. High energy set.

• Can't do things because he's childish and not playing with full deck
• Confusion between autistic and artistic drawing abilities
• Coworker says he can't fight autistic person

Ellis discusses his brother getting girls easily by wearing a bandana like Tupac while Ellis looks like Tracy Morgan. Complains about disparities in attractiveness, discusses double dating, makes monkey comparisons.

• Brother wears bandana as Tupac, Ellis looks like Tracy Morgan from Longest Yard.
• Plan B doesn't work on heavy women, need Plan C (flan B).

Stories about childhood nickname 'Deep Throat' from fast eating; word power and connotations; London's 'Spotted Dick' dish; basketball and dating commentary.

• Mother called him 'Deep Throat' because he ate and drank food really fast as a kid.
• In London, 'Spotted Dick' is a dish; in America it's a problem with sexual connotations.