Kill Tony #544 — Dave Smith

Set: Hans discusses liberal street smarts, people playing music loudly in public, and Asian eye physiology. He ends with a joke about camping and eyeball freezing.

Interview: Tony questions Hans about his new Kohl's shirt, his podcast about Settlers of Catan, his recent sexual encounters, and brings up his girlfriend Elise from Detroit who is in the audience.

Set: Nico performs about being fired as a substitute teacher for not following COVID protocol, gender reveal parties, and disability/autism spectrum jokes.

Interview: Tony learns Nico has been doing comedy for one year, is a substitute teacher in Austin, is from Santa Clarita, California, and has been with his girlfriend for seven years. They discuss his mushroom experience at Pismo Beach.

Set: Austin discusses moving to Austin from Connecticut, his mother keeping his toys, WWE diving headbutts causing CTE, and a joke about slow children playing.

Interview: Tony discovers Austin recently moved from Connecticut, is unemployed, lost his cryptocurrency investment, has minimal savings, and admits to sleeping with another comedian's girlfriend.

Set: Ellis discusses social media and how it connects you to everyone you know, using his mother's overly poetic birthday message and friends' crude comments as examples.

Interview: Tony learns Ellis recently had a birthday in October, is a Lyft driver with a Nissan Rogue, works out at Planet Fitness, and watches YouTube videos about misinterpreted songs.

Set: Maddie discusses presidential salary, age as it's felt, mental health, dating apps for people with special needs, and a joke about shooting a teacher for 'sit Indian style' instructions.

Interview: Tony learns Maddie is from Connecticut/LA, recently left the military after Navy deployment to Dubai, is currently unemployed, and has a security interview scheduled.

Set: Lucas performs about looking like 'brown Adam Sandler', mentions Hans Kim, references being from a third world country with first world problems, but mostly trails off.

Interview: Tony learns Lucas is a server and full-time musician in Austin, performs a gymnastics round-off, was adopted from Paraguay as an infant, and his original name is Miguel Venezuela.

Set: Molly discusses her mother's conflicting rules about coffee and father's abuse, conversion therapy as positive gay conversion, and an open relationship where she defers to friends.

Interview: Tony discusses Molly's attraction to disabled men, her past with a Down syndrome man named Andy with a golf cart, and a canceled musician with cerebral palsy.

Set: William performs about voting for John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Neil Young leaving Spotify, 5G causing seizures, and Justin Trudeau dressing like an Indian person.

Interview: Tony learns William has been sober for nine months, got free Raisin Bran coupons from Kellogg's after complaining about a grape stem injury, and only eats soup.