Kill Tony #559 — Gary Clark Jr

Set: Stand-up about loving Austin, retards and f***s, pickup trucks and roundabouts, abortion, and relationship sex. Tight 1:20 minute set with strong material throughout.

Interview: Discussed new wealth from Joe Rogan gigs, moved out of van, new gun purchase, bidet acquisition, and relationship with girlfriend. Recent arena performances and improved life circumstances.

Set: Jokes about Tony Oxford real estate, gym shirt sayings, angry gym shirts. 56-second set with observational humor about fitness culture.

Interview: 12-year comedy veteran from Austin doing 3+ shows weekly as personal trainer. Mother missing since 2005. Single since 2017 breakup with fellow trainer who left him for another guy. Got booked on secret show Thursday.

Set: Dad jokes about hide-and-seek with missing father, childhood cologne advice, and wanting to suck own dick as Santa gift. Edgy family humor about absent parent.

Interview: 34-year-old traveling warehouse worker from Chattanooga TN with 3 years comedy experience. Loves video games, cooking, tried gardening. Family 4 hours east. Single, interested in dating. Carries yo-yo in backpack.

Set: Impressions of old man Kanye West and old man Kid Cudi with minimal material. Disorganized 1-minute set that barely has jokes prepared.

Interview: 3-year comedian wearing cape and one glove. Recently married Malaysian-Chinese wife from international student meeting. Apparently on spectrum, uses outdated references, bombs interviews as much as sets.

Set: Jokes about women's strength during childbirth, ugly babies, missing mothers, and gendered differences. Strong setup-punch structure with edgy observations about gender and motherhood.

Interview: New Amazon delivery driver started today. Recently lost apartment, moved back with mother in Elgin TX. High school reunion coming up, doesn't plan to attend. Had to break up with light-skinned barber over bad lineup.

Set: Jokes about psilocybin mushroom tea preparation using female undergarments, flavor enhancement, and selling 'shroom in the loom'. Drug-focused humor with crude punchlines.

Interview: 4-year comedian moved from Pensacola to Austin 3 weeks ago. Works at local library bar. Former Coast Guard doing drug busts, got addicted to spice then cocaine. Took 46 grams peyote on 30th birthday, saw ceiling fan aliens. Sugar mama funding his comedy career.

Set: Joke about relationship surprise with couples counselor, shaved balls, paying for therapy. Attempted edgy material about cops and school. Set became self-destructive at end.

Interview: 33-year-old project manager in tech. Just got engaged 2 weeks ago. In relationship for 2 years, went to couples counseling for 1.5 years. Found out about proposal via aunt before dad's Vegas plan. Family history of bipolar, PTSD, schizophrenia.

Set: First-time comedian who works as host at venue. Discusses anxiety, new marriage, nervous about husband showing her gun use before airport trip. Observational humor about seating and nervousness.

Interview: 28-year-old first-time stand-up comedian. Works at venue as host for past year, attends every Monday. Recently married, husband in tech, picking him up from Home Depot after show. Also works in tech as consultant.

Set: Rapid-fire one-liners about Hunter Biden's laptop missing Napster, Joy Behar withholding sex, Red Band's mother getting wool breast implants. Strong joke density with quick punchlines.

Interview: Long-standing regular who just featured for Tony in Phoenix, 5 sold-out shows at Stand Up Live. Just featured for Duncan Trussell. Very fair skin, carries umbrella for sun protection. Extremely loyal to Tony despite haters online. Struggled with voice after Phoenix shows.