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Kill Tony #550 — Rich Vos, Willie Hunter

📅 March 14, 2022 📍 Austin, TX Vulcan Gas Company 🎤 11 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Rich Vos · Willie Hunter

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Hans jokes about people telling him to mind his business, struggles talking to women, and discusses his recent move into a house where he bought an inversion table.

Interview: Hans discusses his new living situation, inversion table use, and recent romantic encounter with a Ukrainian woman he met at New Year's.

Bits:
  • Mind your own business doesn't apply to actual business with corporate espionage
  • Women ask detailed questions during sex like recovering email passwords
  • Don't chat with men about sex because nobody's more interesting than genitals
Moments:
  • Tony coaches Hans on stage presence, telling him not to run to stage excited
  • Hans admits to having thoughts about fingering Ukrainian date on inversion table
2

Rachel Oakes

Set: Rachel discusses how modern parenting is harder than historically, references waiting to name babies and uses Casey Anthony as a punchline about killing children.

Interview: Rachel discusses starting comedy in February, working as a bookkeeper, longboarding, marriage to medical student, dark humor approach, and plant drawing hobby.

Bits:
  • Historically babies died so much people waited to name them to avoid attachment
  • Casey Anthony as historically good parent would have fit right in with whiskey/morphine parenting
Moments:
  • First time on Kill Tony since starting comedy in February
  • Willie jokes about her baby-killing jokes being too dark for opening set
3

Dallas Briggs

Set: Dallas jokes about giving money to homeless people for crack, his name matching Texas cities, and testicular torsion from a few years ago.

Interview: Dallas reveals he's from Utah, does audio/video for events, plays multiple instruments, and had testicular torsion requiring surgery with subsequent sexual activity despite doctor's orders.

Bits:
  • Gave homeless man crack money instead of buying crack directly like proper procedure
  • His name is Dallas and he doesn't understand how names work like Tyler or Austin
Moments:
  • Dallas reveals he had testicular torsion and made the mistake of having sex twice within recovery week
  • Tony compares Dallas to Jon Snow with leukemia
  • Dallas mentions having a video of testicular torsion surgery
4

Eddie Mack

Set: Eddie introduces himself as half-Irish half-Black, discusses growing up Catholic and discovering his priest was racist but also abused him equally.

Interview: Eddie discusses moving from Czech Republic to US, music background with piano/bass/guitar, performs live piano, gets job offer for secret show.

Bits:
  • Half Irish half Black, priest only molested white kids until he got to Eddie
Moments:
  • Rich and Willie collaborate on a joke calling Eddie a leper and a Globetrotter
  • Eddie plays improvised piano for the crowd demonstrating musical talent
  • Tony invites Eddie to perform at Wednesday secret show, gives him leather joke book
5

Ellis Aych

Set: Ellis discusses getting older and not wanting road head, jokes about ex with bad anxiety and her service dog needing its own service dog.

Interview: Ellis discusses looking for new job, has BFA in theater with minor in mass communication, talks about being broke, gives donation back for rubber band bracelet.

Bits:
  • Road head dangerous when girlfriend swerves through school zones
  • Ex's anxiety so bad her service dog needed its own service dog
Moments:
  • Ellis demonstrates acting ability doing Shakespeare and impressions despite not wanting to
  • Tony gives Ellis money, Ellis jokes he might buy cocaine with it
6

Ant Perez

Set: Ant makes jokes about his last name misleading people expecting a Hispanic person, his conception during Super Bowl, and his problem with ice in orange juice.

Interview: Ant reveals he works selling phones at retailer in Virginia, came to Austin with comedy friends from Virginia, recently started racing stock cars.

Bits:
  • Name Perez makes people expect Hispanic but he's only one-fourth
  • Biggest beef with ice is when it's in orange juice
Moments:
  • Reveals father crashed stock car and lost family money
  • Admits he broke up with mother of his two children
7

Emilio Babot

Set: Emilio makes jokes about keeping rapists in bank vaults so they rape robbers, hates Houston and makes fart jokes about the city.

Interview: Emilio discusses working as waitress, previously worked as cook, is half-Cuban, uncomfortable with interviews and ad-libbing, doesn't want to share personal details.

Bits:
  • Lock rapists in bank vaults so robbers get raped instead
  • Farts smell bad for three seconds then go to Houston
Moments:
  • Emilio refuses to engage in interview, says he's bad at ad-libbing
8

Dave Birowski

Set: Dave jokes about dark sense of humor, abusive childhood, disliking dirty talk during sex, moving for deceased son, parents being pastors, and dating aggressive Japanese woman.

Interview: Dave works as bartender, recently moved to Austin 10 days ago, lives with best friend and two cats, got dosed with LSD by evil hippie, bartending 8 years in Philadelphia craft cocktail scene.

Bits:
  • Dark humor like abuse-free childhood not everyone understands
  • Son died so even ghost kids avoid him
Moments:
  • Dave reveals he got dosed with LSD by evil hippie on Dirty Six
  • Rich compares Dave to someone who would shoot up a theater
  • Tony offers to get Dave a bartending job in Austin
9

Jared Nathan

Set: Jared performs surreal comedy about Costco being an escape room, being found naked covered in milk spelling 'help' with alphabet cereal.

Interview: Jared discusses staying in Austin until 29th, went to movie set, has Canadian friend Jason Rouessy who takes care of him, did acid in hotel room, plans to do extra work on film.

Bits:
  • Costco is an escape room, found naked with milk spelling help
Moments:
  • Golden ticket awarded - crowd erupted in massive applause
  • Jared took acid in hotel room during stay
  • Tony offers to put Jared in film and promises to hire him for Wednesday show
10

Jessie Johnson

Set: Jessie performs about South by Southwest festival, makes Epstein island jokes comparing celebrity attendees, references Marcy's Playground, Joe Biden, and timeshare sales.

Interview: Jessie reveals 10 years of stand-up experience, full-time employee at Comedy Store parking lot, previously stole a comic's girlfriend's car for a ride, worked lot for two days.

Bits:
  • South by brings famous people like Epstein island lineup comparison
  • Marcy's Playground and one-hit wonder Sex and Candy
Moments:
  • Jessie reveals stealing comedy store patron's car two days into lot job
  • Tony discusses getting hotel offer from redband
11

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William opens with joke about redband buying house, compares Marcy's Playground's one hit song, makes Biden/buffalo nickel joke, mentions recently eating mushrooms.

Interview: William discusses being just laid off, has guns in trunk, lost guns while trying to find them, has hoses and cardboard for recycling, eats soup and hot dog chicken noodle soup.

Bits:
  • Marcy's Playground parents only know Sex and Candy one-hit-wonder
  • Joe Biden so old they'll put his face on buffalo nickel
Moments:
  • William mentions recently eating mushrooms and being on edge
  • William spent 6 hours on Google finding tallest building in Austin
  • William can't find guns he lost in his trunk