Kill Tony #554 — Monty Franklin

Set: Hans makes jokes about tornado warnings in Austin, discusses dating a Ukrainian woman with explicit sexual details, and talks about sleeping in the same bed with an American woman.

Interview: Tony and the panel discuss Hans's sexual techniques, his relationships with multiple women, and his history of bringing questionable people to shows. Hans admits to introducing a heroin addict and someone who shot a man to the venue.

Set: Jacob's first-ever standup set comparing illiteracy to swimming, then improvises jokes about Hans Kim's sexual behavior and references Harry Potter. Very raw first-timer energy.

Interview: Tony discovers this is Jacob's comedy debut and congratulates him. They discuss his job making pizzas, his recent move to Austin from Wisconsin with his parents, and his pinky injury from a poker accident.

Set: Olivia performs about being raised "fuck" by her cool mom who bought her lingerie at Christmas, discusses dating a Jewish guy for four years and almost converting, and does material about her parents Angela and Frank.

Interview: Tony learns Olivia is from Toronto, has been in Austin only 2 days visiting for a Letter Kenny tour. She's a writer on the show Letter Kenny and gets booked for Thursday's secret show.

Set: Mabel performs about being a 'fuck dresser' with a 'fuck daughter', gives shoutout to Hans for his exploits, uses poetry delivery style, and identifies as 'ma'am' because that's what everyone calls her.

Interview: Tony discovers Mabel is a special education teacher with kids. She's been married 20 years to someone not John Goodman, got married in Vegas (actually Michigan), and discusses her daughter's sexual infidelity situation.

Set: Jared performs golden ticket winner minute about asking a stutter person for directions, references Moses having a stutter and wandering the desert for 40 years due to bad directions.

Interview: Tony discusses Jared's recent activities like drinking protein shakes and jogging. Jared reveals he's shooting an actual film and when asked about karaoke, perfectly performs the chorus of Tom Petty's 'Free Fallin'.

Set: Benjamin performs multiple jokes about Soulja Boy, mentioning his Twitter health scare, his game console that got sued by Nintendo, and legal fees.

Interview: Tony profiles Benjamin as having 'serial killer' energy, discovers he has no driver's license, smokes inside his apartment, drinks Dr Pepper from 2-liter bottles, smokes two packs of American light blue cigarettes daily, and is on disability for mental illness/insomnia.

Set: Ellis performs about MLK and interracial pornography, getting older and losing teeth, inability to chew steak at Texas Roadhouse without teeth.

Interview: Tony discovers Ellis has lost all his teeth to gummy bears, discusses Ellis's custom merch shirt with QR code to his social media that hasn't sold any copies in two weeks at $35.

Set: Sam's first-ever standup set includes explicit sexual material, pronouns jokes, story about friend 'timer' who counts down before orgasm, avoids country music due to suicide references, and uses the n-word.

Interview: Tony discovers Sam has listened to every Kill Tony episode up to Tom Papa, works for Amazon making books, is from Chicago visiting his brother who works for Tesla, and has a wife with a 'hook dick' of his own.

Set: William closes the show with jokes about hook dick, Ash Wednesday, defunding court system over wife's custody ruling, company brain-combustion weapon, mistaken for Jimmy Carr over his British accent references.

Interview: Tony playfully argues with William over his shirt color coordination and discusses the practical uses of his hook dick (pressing elevator buttons, dialing phones, etc.). William reveals he has a 'cinnamon stick' below.