Kill Tony #492 — Dustin Ybarra
Guests: Dustin Ybarra
Lineup
Set: Cam performed about his mixed heritage (Korean, Black, and White), comparing himself to James Dean, and addressing his fear of kissing girls despite his appearance.
Interview: Tony discussed Cam's construction and plumbing work, his parents' backgrounds (half Korean, half Black father; White mother from North Korea), and his leak detection skills.
- Called himself 'practically a Korean James Dean' due to mixed race attractiveness
- White part of his heritage is silent, like representation
- Sang 'Kiss from a Rose' by Seal during interview segment
- Air conditioning unit turned on loudly during set, became running joke
- Cam sang 'Kiss from a Rose' during interview, seemed to rush through it
Set: Matt, 20 years old and first-time stand-up performer, joked about his dad calling him out for being like his mother, his older girlfriend, and his job at a Jewish community center.
Interview: Tony learned Matt is a first-time comedian who did high school theater, worked as a janitor at a Jewish community center, and has a three-year girlfriend he met in high school.
- Dad said Matt takes after mom because he was always crying as a baby
- Girlfriend is older and looks young, causing weird public interactions about apparent age gap
- Tony guessed Matt's work as janitor at Jewish community center from his demeanor
Set: Adam performed about multicultural diversity training, discussing racial language differences and the show's commitment to bringing up women comedians.
Interview: Tony discovered Adam is a construction manager from Philadelphia/Tacoma, divorced a year ago with two kids, works in underground utilities, and hasn't dated in 17 years.
- Employee refused diversity training because he can't spell multicultural
- Joked about things different races can say that others cannot
- Attempted carrot-stick transfer between William's and Adam's belly buttons as a bit
Emilio Figuero
Set: Tristan performed about never being in a fight or performing oral sex, joking about using one as self-defense against the other.
Interview: Tony discussed Tristan's previous appearance at Kill Tony Mania 2019, his recent breakup on November 30th, his dressing like Christmas year-round, and his job at Trader Joe's.
- Never been in a fight or sucked a dick as two fun facts
- Would use blowjob as self-defense in a bar fight
- Tristan is a golden ticket winner who previously appeared on the show
- Performed freestyle rap he wrote on his Trader Joe's work break
- Won the 'Phoenix carrot' which was in William's belly button earlier
Derek C
Set: Derek performed about the synthetic urine industry, Marilyn Manson fans on meth, and a joke about fake penises lacking variety by skin tone.
Interview: Tony learned Derek is from Tucson, Native American, tried stand-up for the first time, has a Native American girlfriend at U of A, and beat up his brother who attacked him with knives and guns.
- Synthetic urine industry weird; people don't choose fake penises matching skin tone
- Marilyn Manson fans from late 90s probably all on meth now
- Derek's tiny baseball-style hat became ongoing joke about its size
- Tony repeatedly asked Derek to demonstrate Native American traits or skills
Set: Andrew, a first-time comedian from Goodyear, performed about pedophile tracking apps, pedophiles gauging competition, and dressing for jobs he wants (hand jobs in Applebee's parking lot).
Interview: Tony learned Andrew works with his mother at a Mexican ice cream shop making ice cream from scratch, has a big lip feature, is 22 years old, and is single.
- Found pedophile tracking app; wonder if pedophiles use it to gauge competition
- Do pedophiles in China follow one-child policy to avoid sharing victims
- First-time comedian with immediate strong performance and stage presence
- Tony extensively joked about Andrew's unusually large lips throughout interview
Set: Josh performed about taking his father (now deceased) to a water park and being turned away as if he'd been cremated, and never picking up his father's ashes.
Interview: Tony learned Josh's father died 1-2 years ago from unknown causes, they weren't close, father was a bad dad, and Josh lives with his mother to provide care after she broke her ankle.
- Water park wouldn't let cremated dad in; worried about clogging filters
- Never picked up dad's ashes; he wanted to be thrown in a ditch anyway
- Josh juggled oranges during interview after discussion of his earlier dropped shoe juggling attempt
- Tony referenced Josh's previous virtual appearance where he tried to juggle shoes
Set: Celia performed about needing two Plan B pills, hidden valley ranch and vagina jokes, and dark material about her father's rap sheet and stepfather's suicide by gunshot.
Interview: Tony learned Celia hitchhiked to Phoenix from Flagstaff, was a top Girl Scout cookie seller, practices Kendo and Jiu Jitsu, has an emotional support hamster named 40, and drinks 40s.
- Needs two Plan B pills in case first gets lost inside her body
- Dad's rap sheet so long she wrapped it around herself as pretend hug
- Celia popped William's pimple during interview, literal blood on her hands
- Tony invited Celia to perform at Stand Up Live the next night
Zach Allen
Set: Zach performed about having a good deep voice, getting his job over the phone, being better at phone sex than regular sex, and a G-spot joke using EA Sports reference.
Interview: Tony learned Zach has had his distinctive voice since sixth grade, stopped growing in eighth grade, was a man-child, and resembles Jesus or Curtis from the Comedy Store.
- Got current job over phone; interviewer said he sounded better looking
- Better at phone sex than regular; uses G-spot/EA Sports joke
- Tony compared Zach's appearance to Curtis from Comedy Store and Jesus Christ