Matt Walker
Matt Walker has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Discusses getting kicked out of Hair Club for Men after shaving head, joining other clubs, and getting make a wish due to cancer appearance. References last week's episode and mentions not having hair jokes land.
- Got kicked out of Hair Club for Men for shaving head
- Make a wish thinks I have cancer from bald head appearance
Matt's first standup set described a childhood incident where he thought a ghost slimed his head but learned his father had ejaculated on him while drunk. The joke had poor mic technique and delivery.
- Uncle told him to sleep facing wall so ghosts wouldn't see him.
- Ghost slime revealed to be father's ejaculation when drunk.
Matt's first standup set described a childhood incident where he thought a ghost slimed his head but learned his father had ejaculated on him while drunk. The joke had poor mic technique and delivery.
- Uncle told him to sleep facing wall so ghosts wouldn't see him.
- Ghost slime revealed to be father's ejaculation when drunk.
Matt, 20 years old and first-time stand-up performer, joked about his dad calling him out for being like his mother, his older girlfriend, and his job at a Jewish community center.
- Dad said Matt takes after mom because he was always crying as a baby
- Girlfriend is older and looks young, causing weird public interactions about apparent age gap