Lino Rodriguez
Lino Rodriguez has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Lino discusses a homeless man with an extremely large penis who he saw on the street, describing it as helicopter-like and so large it powered the Midwest.
- Homeless man's penis so big he should have a mansion
- Penis helicopter could power the Midwest
Self-described recovering addict using dark humor about sobriety attempts, smoking, listening to house music optimistically. Mitch Hedberg-influenced delivery with absurdist punchlines.
- New York sober trying cigarettes and occasional cocaine with prostitutes
- People look cool smoking, but he looks like Waffle House employee
- Listens to house music in studio apartment out of optimism
Discusses being a Puerto Rican door guy who can't speak Spanish, comparing it to a non-pedophile Catholic priest. Jokes about liking Molly and complimenting bald people's eyebrows, watching Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Palestine.
- Puerto Rican who can't speak Spanish compared to non-pedophile Catholic priest
- Likes doing Molly and complimenting bald people on their eyebrows
Lino made jokes about being an ass man focused on aroma, dimples as the only attractive deformity, and references to people with physical disabilities in sexual scenarios.
- Being an ass man because of smell, not shape
- Dimples only physical deformity that gets you laid
- Dark jokes about being attracted to people with disabilities