Brian Holtzman
Brian Holtzman has performed on Kill Tony 14 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Brian Holtzman does bit about traveling back from New Orleans with sore body, complains about airport passengers needing extra time, disabled people holding up flights, suggests separate airline for handicapped people.
- Families with children and disabled passengers slowing down airport boarding process
- Suggest separate airline for retarded and handicapped people who can't board
- Accessibility ramps in front of houses let neighborhood know someone unwell lives there
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Observational comedy about plane crashes, Diddy, women in gyms, girlfriend strength, torture scenes, rich people's parties, and references to Benny Hana.
- Survivor of plane crash wants to get luggage back, doesn't care about fellow survivors
- At rich Hollywood party, woman pooping on glass coffee table for entertainment
Dark rants about Billy Joel residency, New York sewage route to Philadelphia/California, illegal immigration at Yankees, Oppenheimer movie length, women's basketball sexism, recycling futility.
- Billy Joel owns Madison Square Garden, ushers quit because of him
- New York toilet water goes to Jersey, then Philly, then California
- Oppenheimer 3 hours to watch bombs drop on Japanese, call it woke
- Women's basketball unnecessary, go learn to cook first
Provocative set attacking women in gym, sports, law enforcement and various professions, using aggressive misogynistic material and controversial language throughout.
- Women in gym doing pushups, told to get out or be raped
- Women want to be police chiefs and firefighters, breaking tradition
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Brian performs extremely dark material about disabled women, Helen Keller, rape whistles, and anal rape. His set is intentionally edgy and offensive, featuring extended crude jokes.
- Helen Keller winning Miss America if alive; jokes about poking her
- Doctor uses increasingly large objects for medical exam
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