Brian Holtzman
Brian Holtzman has performed on Kill Tony 6 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
No set recap for this appearance.
Observational comedy about plane crashes, Diddy, women in gyms, girlfriend strength, torture scenes, rich people's parties, and references to Benny Hana.
- Survivor of plane crash wants to get luggage back, doesn't care about fellow survivors
- At rich Hollywood party, woman pooping on glass coffee table for entertainment
Dark rants about Billy Joel residency, New York sewage route to Philadelphia/California, illegal immigration at Yankees, Oppenheimer movie length, women's basketball sexism, recycling futility.
- Billy Joel owns Madison Square Garden, ushers quit because of him
- New York toilet water goes to Jersey, then Philly, then California
- Oppenheimer 3 hours to watch bombs drop on Japanese, call it woke
- Women's basketball unnecessary, go learn to cook first
Provocative set attacking women in gym, sports, law enforcement and various professions, using aggressive misogynistic material and controversial language throughout.
- Women in gym doing pushups, told to get out or be raped
- Women want to be police chiefs and firefighters, breaking tradition
No set recap for this appearance.
Brian performs extremely dark material about disabled women, Helen Keller, rape whistles, and anal rape. His set is intentionally edgy and offensive, featuring extended crude jokes.
- Helen Keller winning Miss America if alive; jokes about poking her
- Doctor uses increasingly large objects for medical exam