Kill Tony #519 — Brian Holtzman

Set: Hans delivers jokes about being Asian, racist stereotypes, and Asian cultural stereotypes about driving and eating dogs.

Interview: Tony asks about Hans's camping trip, his van (where he's had sex), and attempts to get a girl from the audience to make out with him, which eventually succeeds with two women from the Yellow Rose.

Set: Paxton jokes about frustration and Jesus, discusses a fleshlight he brought from San Jose on his motorcycle, and talks about arriving in Austin.

Interview: Tony discovers Paxton is from San Jose, moved to Austin yesterday, made his own bolo tie as jewelry, is on disability, and has been doing cocaine and coke with friends back home.

Set: Gabe jokes about Californians moving to Austin and taking jobs, references Family Feud and sexual answers, and criticizes the show's format.

Interview: Tony discovers Gabe is 20, from Austin, wears glasses, works DoorDash, does stand-up for 2 months, lives with parents who are a financial advisor and preschool teacher.

Set: Zach delivers a set about a girl named Brett, beggars can't be choosers, jerking off encouragement porn, and accidentally jerking off to a dog outside.

Interview: Tony learns Zach is a doorman at Vulcan, just moved to Austin from Columbus, was a strength coach and international strongman competitor, and spent 12 years in competitive strongman.

Set: David jokes about preferring his pussy to have odor, his equal opportunity dick respecting pronouns, and only wanting factory parts no aftermarket body kits.

Interview: Tony and Brian roast David about his appearance, his recent $12k residual check from James Franco roast, fishing trips with buddy Nate, and his new Asian girlfriend and chain necklace.

Set: CJ jokes about being broke, fitting everything in his Honda Civic, looking broke at restaurants, Ubering during protests, and moving to Austin.

Interview: Tony learns CJ was a sperm donor, moved from LA during pandemic, worked Uber, was part of Dope City Comedy tour, now living in Austin and doing editing gigs.

Set: Joe jokes about being half German/half Jewish, bisexual experiences with a woman who left, calling his uncle for advice, and comparing himself to Harry Potter characters.

Interview: Tony learns Joe is in his 5th month of stand-up, pursuing a PhD in cyber security, wears blue contacts, has a dog tattoo named Pippy, and recently graduated from Texas State.

Set: Roger jokes about Brazil losing 7-2-1 to Germany in World Cup, women's soccer goalie excitement vs his wife's lack thereof, and creating a foundation that beats pregnant women.

Interview: Tony learns Roger is a network engineer, was previously on the show, speaks English with accent, is married to American wife for almost 10 years, has tattoo of eagle.

Set: Britney jokes about Texas abortion ban, staircases and coat hangers, Six Flags season pass value, and creating a foundation that beats pregnant women.

Interview: Tony learns Britney opened for Russell Peters in Oklahoma, works at Vulcan/Big Laugh, paints oil and gas tanks, has goat ranch in Pflugerville, had one threesome and one foursome.

Set: William jokes about Hans's makeout girls having COVID, wishes Japan finished Pearl Harbor, cornhole in Olympics for inclusivity, and does impression of little person asking audition questions.

Interview: Tony discusses William's 3 months sobriety, $10k eyebrow tattoo, pickpocketing on Sixth Street, stealing clothes and cars, crashing cars, shooting two cops and robbing a bank, eating raisin bread.