CJ Landry
CJ Landry has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
CJ jokes about being broke, fitting everything in his Honda Civic, looking broke at restaurants, Ubering during protests, and moving to Austin.
- Everything I own fits in Honda Civic back seat
- People assume I work DoorDash when I walk in restaurant
Second-time performer from south Louisiana discussing domestic violence in his upbringing, a phrase 'jambalaya so good make you slap your mama,' attending Catholic school, and a priest (Father Jacobs) who made him left-handed.
- Growing up in south Louisiana, jambalaya was so good it made you want to slap your mama; his dad took this literally.
- A nun saw him writing left-handed in Catholic school and said the devil touched him; actually Father Jacobs did.
CJ discusses growing up in Houma, Louisiana (home of Swamp People), losing football fields of land every 30 minutes, surviving hurricanes, and disagreeing with Kanye West's critique of George Bush's response to Katrina.
- Louisiana uses football fields as unit of measurement for land loss
- George Bush didn't care about South Louisiana after multiple hurricanes