Kill Tony #391 — Doug Benson, Ali Macofsky
Guests: Doug Benson · Ali Macofsky
Lineup
Set: Manuel recounts using an edible suppository at a strip club, getting ripped off for $250 by a stripper named Nicole, and the absurd consequences of his poor decision-making.
Interview: Tony and panel extensively questioned Manuel about the details of shoving a cookie up his ass, the lap dance, and his previous appearances on the show involving tweeting at a random girl in North Carolina.
- Edible suppository at strip club results in $250 loss and regret
- Stripper's baby daddy's name was Ralph, tattooed on her neck
- Revelation that Manuel shoved a cookie up his ass instead of eating it
- Panel realizes Manuel kept the cookie in his ass while standing in the strip club for 20 minutes
Set: Justin jokes about sex robots, a Roomba that vacuums after oral sex, meeting Shaquille O'Neal, turning 33 without dying at 27, and plucking gray hairs off his dog.
Interview: Tony learns Justin is 33, from Reno Nevada, has been doing stand-up 3.5 years, works as a server, plays guitar and drums, and competes in a Mexican drum-off challenge against Joel Berg.
- Sex robot would be a Roomba to vacuum after blowjob
- Shaquille O'Neal's fingers bigger than his penis
- Justin wins Mexican drum-off challenge against Joel Berg with strong performance
- Standing ovation from one audience member after joke about Roomba
Set: John Daniel discusses his psoriasis skin disease, losing his virginity at the Women's March to a Black woman on birth control since age 15, and finishing inside her during their first encounter.
Interview: Tony learns John Daniel is 23, from Orange County, went to liberal arts college in Boston studying film and television, lost virginity at Women's March post-Trump election, and the woman was already on birth control.
- Has skin disease (psoriasis), people theorize wife poisoning him with arsenic
- Lost virginity at Women's March after Trump election to Black woman
- Woman was on birth control since age 15, he came inside
- Tony praises John Daniel as having one of the best sets of the night despite only 5-6 months of stand-up
- Extended discussion about losing virginity at Women's March with enthusiastic panel engagement
Set: CJ discusses growing up in Houma, Louisiana (home of Swamp People), losing football fields of land every 30 minutes, surviving hurricanes, and disagreeing with Kanye West's critique of George Bush's response to Katrina.
Interview: Tony learns CJ is from Houma, moved to Dallas for comedy, now in LA 6 days, living with Armenian hoarders, sleeping on mattress in living room, doing Postmates, and still has his ex-girlfriend's shirt he wears to smell her.
- Louisiana uses football fields as unit of measurement for land loss
- George Bush didn't care about South Louisiana after multiple hurricanes
- CJ emotionally breaks down discussing ex-girlfriend who married another guy, checked shirt she left behind
- Historic first time in Kill Tony history: shirt cutting ceremony for CJ to help him move on from ex
- Jeremiah Watkins burns the shirt on stage as final act of closure
Set: William delivers absurdist comedy about moving to California for recycling, crashing Jaleel White's car drunk, keeping toothpaste in refrigerator, kissing roommate's cat Aladdin, and living in sewers.
Interview: Tony discusses William's story about being in Vegas with inverted penis in speedo, living in sewers, talking to the devil, tickets on leg, and mentioning a guy from Rescue 911 in the audience.
- Moved to California for recycling opportunities, crashed Jaleel White's car
- Keeps toothpaste in refrigerator, uncle had stock in Colgate
- Roommate caught him kissing her cat Aladdin, tabby, two weeks left
- William threatens gun violence multiple times during interview, claims to be dying with red urine
- Doug Benson references prior incident attempting to drug Ali Macofsky with Tylenol PM at Phoenix show
Set: Lorena discusses being asked where she's from constantly, being Puerto Rican with thick accent and 'thicker things,' criticizing Americans claiming mixed ethnicity, and getting into fights.
Interview: Tony learns Lorena has lived in LA for 10+ years, came from Puerto Rico seeking to become Sofia Vergara, works as social media freelancer, had skin cancer 5 years ago, got jumped by two women, and is getting married next month.
- People ask what she is, as if Puerto Rican isn't enough of an answer
- Americans claim half German half Scottish while calling her Puerto Rican
- Lorena immediately fights with Ali Macofsky during interview, very spunky energy
- Reveals she had skin cancer found while sitting on toilet, survived it
- Tony and panel make extensive jokes about her wild Puerto Rican sex drive and upcoming marriage