Justin Glockler
Justin Glockler has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Justin jokes about sex robots, a Roomba that vacuums after oral sex, meeting Shaquille O'Neal, turning 33 without dying at 27, and plucking gray hairs off his dog.
- Sex robot would be a Roomba to vacuum after blowjob
- Shaquille O'Neal's fingers bigger than his penis
Justin made jokes about picking up homeless girls, hitting women, falling in love with cocaine, and breaking the skin off his penis during relationships.
- Dating homeless girls means you can drop them off anywhere
- Cocaine breaks bank account, heart, and skin off your penis
- Never hit a girl like a fastball unless dating